Flerf Jukebox
A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.
🟣 Alan (Space Audits)
🎵 Nice Prezzie Dawg
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Metal
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| Origin
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Conspiracy Music Studios
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| Synopsis
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An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
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"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🟡 Austin Witsit
🎵 Aetherically Displaced
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Hillbilly Music
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| Origin
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Conspiracy Toonz (McToon)
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| Synopsis
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This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
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"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🎵 I Don't Even Cuss, Bro
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Rap
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| Origin
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McToon
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| Synopsis
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Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
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"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🎵 It's Witsit, Humbly
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Rap
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| Origin
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Conspiracy Music Studios
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| Synopsis
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Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
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"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🟠 Brian's Logic 666
🎵 Sun Mirage
| Genre
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80's Synthwave
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| Origin
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Astrokate Sathacks
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| Synopsis
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Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
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| Quote
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"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🟤 Dave Weiss
🎵 Flat Earth Dave Weiss is a Scammer
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Rap
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| Origin
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Conspiracy Toonz (McToon)
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| Synopsis
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Dave confirming over and over he's a scammer! A dumb one, too!
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"Antarctica, that icy place. Offered a free trip, dangled it in my face! But I won't go! Gotta protect my grift!"
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🔴 Flatzoid
🎵 The Pole Dancer
🟢 Mikey Smith
🎵 Oh-Oh, Spaghetti-O's
| Genre
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Jingle
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| Origin
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McToon
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| Synopsis
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Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
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"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🟤 Nathan Oakley
🎵 Balls, Balls...
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Rap
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| Origin
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McToon
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| Synopsis
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It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
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"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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🌎 Various Flerfs
🎵 Brave Flat Earther Ran Away
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Folk
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| Origin
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Conspiracy Music Studios
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| Synopsis
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An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... Nathan Oakley, Flatzoid, among others!
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"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"
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▶ Watch on YouTube
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