Nathan Oakley
| Real name | unknown |
|---|---|
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | N/A |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | unknown |
| Drinks urine? | Yes |
Known Accounts
| Platform | Account |
|---|---|
| YouTube | @NathanOakley80
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Started channel in 2010, showing off lifestyle equipment (audio visual, coffee machines etc) with the name "Audio Paula" named after his now wife. Experimented with various guises, including basically pimping out his wife for views and showing sex toys in the background, which Nathan uses exclusively on himself. If OnlyFans were around then, the Flat Earth might not exist as we know it! Quickly moved onto the Flat Earth Grift, and attempted to get into the Mark Sergeant / Patricia Steere crowd, drinking any amount of his own, undiluted urine as necessary. Quick to temper, and a high opinion of his own intelligence, mostly due to the massive chip on his shoulder that he isn't successful, he has somehow managed to distil all of his arguments down into a simple, undisputable (by people who don't give a crap) argument that sounds right and is easy to repeat. Has a central set of notes and talking points he shares with QE and others, but has regularly slipped up and disclosed this is a grift, he doesn't believe a word he says, just chases the argument down to it's incessant, drawn out conclusion of anyone listening just gives up.
Was good friends with fake minicab driver and crayola solicitor Anthony Riley, who invented / pulled from his arse with no supporting materials Relative Density Equilibrium. A theory that explains why things drop, without explaining why items of different density drop at the same speed in a vacuum, or why objects on the ground experience an acceleration of 9.8m/s per second (or friction for that matter).
Regularly fills panel with education dodgers such as Brian's Logic, who never completed his Junior Cert, and has the same chip on his shoulder as his mates left rural Ireland for the big smoke.
As Paula needs to work to ensure they can keep up with the joneses, Nathan is free to hold daily Daddy Day Care sessions. His temper extends to more than just other adults though, his kids better watch out, or a well timed slap is inevitable. Nathan refuses to check out local men's sheds to develop other hobbies.
He does not know what he will do when the grift ends, as he is not popular enough to deflect.
Other Info
- Constantly goes flerf-on-flerf with everyone.
- Shares a Discord server with Quantum Eraser.
- Was heard beating his children while his mic was on.
- Wonders how his balls taste.
- Has personal prove of the dome.
- Unable to convert meters to kilometers
- Is a bender when he skates