Flerf Jukebox

A collection of parody songs, organized by and making fun of Flerfs.

🟣 Alan (Space Audits)

Genre	Metal
Origin	Conspiracy Music Studios
Synopsis	An homage to Alan's great powerpoint presentation skills!
Quote	"Nice prezzie dawg, but you can't compute! Nice prezzie dawg, where's the proof? Half the Earth, dawg! Half the crew! Can't solve it live when we ask you to!"
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Genre	Hillbilly Music
Origin	Conspiracy Toonz (McToon)
Synopsis	This is an all-time fan favorite, where Witsit gives us great insight into how the Moon works!
Quote	"Probably like a magnetic cycle and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet."
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Genre	Rap
Origin	McToon
Synopsis	Witsit showing once again he is a person of virtue!
Quote	"No, I don't even cuss in my freaking content. I don't even cuss, bro."
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Genre	Rap
Origin	Conspiracy Music Studios
Synopsis	Just Witsit, humbly telling us how he's the G.O.A.T. While being arrested at Mount Rushmore!
Quote	"This is so funny! you're getting crushed, bro! I'm schooling you, bro! You are literally losing the debate, bro!"
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Genre	80's Synthwave
Origin	Astrokate Sathacks
Synopsis	Great song! Impossible not to dance a little to it! And learn how the sun seems to set at a distance while doing it!
Quote	"Officially the Sun doesn't rise or set. It's what's known as the SUN MIRAGE"
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Genre	Rap
Origin	Conspiracy Toonz (McToon)
Synopsis	Dave confirming over and over he's a scammer! A dumb one, too!
Quote	"Antarctica, that icy place. Offered a free trip, dangled it in my face! But I won't go! Gotta protect my grift!"
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Genre	Metal
Origin	Conspiracy Music Studios
Synopsis	Wanna know where the South Pole is? Flatzoid will tell you exactly where!
Quote	"It's just 90 degrees South... What's the problem?"
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Genre	Jingle
Origin	McToon
Synopsis	Mikey talking about his favorite sustenance!
Quote	"Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah... pah-pah-pah!"
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Genre	Rap
Origin	McToon
Synopsis	It's just Nathan talking about his weird kinks!
Quote	"Balls... Balls... In your mouth... Mouth!"
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Genre	Folk
Origin	Conspiracy Music Studios
Synopsis	An attestation to the bravery of the Flat Earther! Featuring some of the greatest names in the biz... Nathan Oakley, Flatzoid, among others!
Quote	"When logic reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled! Yes, brave flat earthers turned about, and gallantly they chickened out! Bravely taking to their feet, they beat a very brave retreat!"
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