Austin Witsit
| Real name | Austin David Whitsitt |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | US |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | Nathan Thompson |
| Flerfzi? | Yes |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | not yet confirmed |
Austin David Whitsitt, known online as 'Witsit Gets It or "Unemployed Austin", is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views. In December 2024, Whitsitt participated in The Final Experiment in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models.
Known Accounts
Arrest History
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| Date | Reason | Mugshot | Records | Notes |
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| Apr 9, 2013 | Possession of Marijuana | N/A | County Criminal Record Newspaper Article 2013-04-09 |
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| Apr 5, 2014 | Driving While License Revoked | N/A | County Criminal Record | |
| Oct 4, 2015 | Assault | N/A | News article Pennsylvania Courts Docket Archived version |
Punched someone at a bar |
| 2016 | Public intoxication |  |
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| Oct 10, 2018 | Public intoxication |  |
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| Mar 5, 2019 | Shoplifting |  |
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| Mar 23, 2021 | Possessing marijuana |  |
Mugshot | |
| Aug 4, 2021 | Flapping his face hole at Mount Rushmore | N/A | [1] [2] [3] [4] | |
| Oct 2, 2023 | Domestic battery |  |
Florida Arrest Record |
Spit on his wife's face |
Other Info
- Frequently engages in debates with fellow flat Earth proponent Nathan Oakley.
- One of only four flat earthers who travelled for The Final Experiment.
- Suspended for fighting at a football game Local Newspaper Article
Selected Quotations
Full moon and new moon
Will Duffy: What is a full moon and what is a new moon on your model?
Austin Whitsitt: I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black. It's actually just pure inertia in the center in the ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is. It just actually goes into its inertial state and then charges back up and once it becomes, like, aetherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout its cycle, and then it goes back. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}
Southern compasses
Austin Whitsitt: Apparently southern compasses are a psyop.