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A running list of claims, promises, and "evidence" Austin Whitsitt has made — much of it never presented, sitting on another iPad, or as conveniently unverifiable as the girlfriend who goes to a different school in Canada. The rest gets walked back the next stream. Compiled by TBone.

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Has a picture of the shore of Canigao Island from 100 km away — never presented
When asked to support his claims he will say he cannot get it as he is on his iPad
99% of Cavendish experiments don't work across all universities
Presented a physics solutions challenge as a debunk of gravity
Had flat-earth refraction calculations on Blackpool Tower — never presented
Has spoken to two physicists who agree with him that Earth is flat
Has data on COVID that says the increased deaths are not due to COVID — never presented
Said he read the original Cavendish paper — years ago
Saw the bottom of mountains 400 miles away — never presented
Apparently everyone knows giants exist
Once said a "book of giants" proves giants exist
Atheist historians said Genesis was historically accurate
Dragons existed, as we have lots of historical accounts, apparently
When he didn't eat, God spoke to him and told him to spread the word
Knows 200 pilots personally
Said 666 was involved in all Earth-related measurements, when in fact he was rounding up or down by 10s, 100s, or even 1000s
Has debated Ivy League professors who then told him in confidence that the Earth is flat
Astronauts escape from rockets unseen underneath before the launch
Claimed to be 1 foot above the ocean, and could see the base of buildings 20 miles away — never showed it
Said vaccines increase SIDS — no data
Vaccines cause Down syndrome — a random woman told him
Said "time has hands that tick relative to the quantification method we engineered them with based on the motion in the sky"
No scientific evidence that viruses can be transmitted from animals to humans
Turned down a six-figure salary for flat Earth
Claimed to post a picture 277 times — not one image found
Only 24 people went to space
Vaccinated people will get sick and have a higher probability of dying in the fall (of 2021) because of autoimmune response
Predicted the Delta variant 18 months ago
Thousands of people die within days of getting the vaccine
Has a video of a 3D replica of the Moon — yet to make it available
Over 13 emergency plane landings don't make sense on a globe Earth
Eclipses have reversed the Allais effect — claim not supported
Has shown the Moon is a hologram — 5 times previously, apparently. Never shows it when asked
Has spoken to 10 people who have said you can see to the shore of Chicago — usual Witsit pattern
Said he can get up to $35 million in lawsuits/payouts in his upcoming cases
Kidneys cause pneumonia
"I take time lapses of star trails all the time"
They (trillionaires, he thinks) will roll out a digital tracking system, the dollar will collapse, ruled by trillionaires, something something God exists
Running water results in a positive lateral-flow COVID test
People look empty in the eyes based on the number of vaccines they have
Claims to be doing, or going to do, 15 electrostatic experiments. Plans to publish his results
Claimed you can see Mars through the Moon. Then it's a star through/in front of the Moon. Then it's "you need to prove it to me that it's not Mars"
Says he has a member of his family who works at NASA
Is apparently going to do a Cavendish experiment
Claimed to be one of the top 2% of the smartest people in the world
SIDS is increasing (when it isn't)
Asked "what if acorns look like the Earth"
Said: "dielectricity is being induced into the aether.. motion within the background causes the manifestation of energy and its constantly in a state of being induced into the aether trying to get back to its pure potential state or state of equilibrium"
God made some angels who rejected the way of God and made giants; these giants ate babies, drank blood, and killed humans
Frequently claims what he's done about a number of things (e.g. star trails never intersect with the horizon) and they are always on another iPad, SD card, or computer
Personally knows hundreds of doctors who said the vaccines didn't work
Can get his stuff posted on channels with hundreds of thousands and even millions of viewers
Says that men have the intrinsic right to tell women what to do
Will design an educational curriculum with books and videos for people homeschooling
Said we are going to send a balloon 60 km up and when we see things way too far you guys are going to say it's refraction
Says he never insults and hates globers insulting, but has repeatedly called people NPCs, bots, liars, paid agents, low IQ
Claimed that the flat Earth community has a group of engineers who measure the shape of the Earth
People used to have pet dragons
The vaccine is designed to reduce reproduction rates in 20 years — zero evidence
Said he is going to do a year-long Michelson–Morley experiment
Truthers are more creative than average
Said "how we perceive things in the distance, is relative to the convergence of our limit which is in an arc, and that's just objective, so yeah we can explain all phenomena on a flat plane"
Said he is going to Antarctica to show the 24-hour sun is fake (he later went on The Final Experiment; the Sun did the 24-hour thing anyway)
Said Dave Chappelle is possibly cloned
Newest "this gonna kill the globe forever": said he is going out with Jeran, and prove that signals can be received in a skip zone, and by that, according to him, disprove the globe
Going to do some sort of time dilation experiment
Said "Some of those metaphysical beings took women and made giants"
When asked by Negator said magnetic declination doesn't exist (1/6/23)
Said he is going to have a YouTube trial show, FE vs globe, jury, him as the judge
Going to sit the law bar exam (July 2023)
In describing where we are in terms of the Earth said: "we live on the top of the plane of inertia, the blocked domain wall through the centre of a magnetic field, centre of the toroidal, we live on the top of that plane of inertia, there is a vortex up the centre it connects all the way up out of out of this place and it goes down, as above, so below, we experience the top half, there is a bottom half and as you go up you start to hit different plasma density layers and it's all fluid like, this like celestial fluid at a certain point, basically as you get to the top layers you get to what people call heaven but they are different densities and that's why you have to be a higher vibration to get through them because the plasma is more and more dense" (3/8/23)
Zombies are a possibility, something to do with vaccines/COVID
Said he was going to run a FE/truther-only school on how to make money off crypto
Due to his expertise in law, made lawyers stand down and judges retire
Explained the moon phases: "I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a Ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black, it's actually just pure inertia in the center of the Ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is... It just actually goes into its inertial state, then charges back up and once it becomes like etherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout a cycle, and it goes back. Purely speculation! I don't know what the moon is at all. It's a very beautiful thing. The Creator made the heavens so that you can't understand them, so that you have to acknowledge…." See also Word salad
(2023 sometime) was going to audit NASA and take them to court. Hold them accountable. Never happened
Claims to have been involved in double-blind studies for vaccines
Has evidence of the Sun setting above the horizon — never shown
Dehydration is the sole (usual implication game) cause of high blood pressure
Michelle Obama is/was a man
Seen someone create a cloud in their own back garden and made it rain = governments can create hurricanes
Older gyroscopes on smaller planes didn't have to adjust level for curvature
Relativity doesn't predict the perihelion precession of Mercury accurately
Satellites require real inertial forces and Newtonian mechanics and don't work with Einstein's framework
He has gyroscope data showing Schuler tuning doesn't exist
He has those in 24/7 predicted everything that would happen in relation to COVID after it first happened
Trump–Harris election, after it, electrical grid, internet may go down, people need to get walkie-talkies to communicate
Noah's ark is somewhere in the USA, like California
Is going to create a survival guide/video if the power grid would be taken out or some sort of end-of-days scenario
Was costing him thousands of dollars a month to keep the Audit NASA site going. Got attacked every other day. People tried to blow up applications? People donated money and charged back?