Space Cadet
| Real name | |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | ŠpæcëCæðetspacesupplyco_85324 |
| Location on the globe | Outside Ky's window |
| Main platform | Discord |
| Papa flerf | QoP |
| Flerfzi? | Yes |
| Religiflerf? | unknown |
| Incel? | The smash requests have not been returned |
| Drinks urine? | not yet confirmed |
| Adopted by | Flerf Whisperer |
| Teeth | might be missing all of them |
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Space Cadet is a QoP-server flerf whose contribution to the shape of the earth is a toad avatar, a name that looks like the keyboard slipped, and a standing offer to fight anyone within arm's reach. He joined Discord on 24 July 2026, joined QoP's server on 31 August, and by 1 September was dunking on Shiny Money and asking Ky if he could smash. That is not a research program. That is a calendar with one hobby.
The hobby is contact. Not the orbital kind. He wants a fight club, a title belt, and a woman who is currently trying to talk about child support. When none of that materializes, the posts get louder. The charitable reading is that he likes to fight. The less charitable reading is that fighting is the closest thing on the schedule.
Discord: ŠpæcëCæðet, spacesupplyco_85324. Member of QoP's server since 31 August 2026.
Flerfzi
Flat earth, he says, is ready for a big streaming platform. The holdup, in his cosmology, is that the platforms are "ran by Jews," so FE is stuck at the kids table: seen, not heard. This is the entire media analysis. No model of the earth. A model of who to blame.
QoP's Discord. The kids-table theory of why nobody put him on the main stage.
Fight club
He would like to start an FE vs GE fight club and stream it. He would "gladly sign up to fight ANYONE on either side," with a special interest in Earth Awakenings mods and "any glober." Separately, he wants to fight the fittest flat earther. He wants the title.
This is a lot of volunteered violence for a man whose documented output is Discord paragraphs. If the belt is the closest trophy on offer, that tells you something about the other trophies.
FE vs GE fight club, plus a one-handed special for Jeremy.
The title he wants. The title he is not currently holding in any other category.
Flerf-on-flerf
He picked a papa who already treats other flerfs as content, then tried to outpace the syllabus. See also Flerf-on-flerf.
Shiny Money
Day two on the server. Shiny Money (formerly Elec) rebranded; Space Cadet's peer review was that the name is doing unpaid overtime if you are broke. The rest of the post is slurs. Screenshot lives on Shiny Money and here:
QoP's Discord, 1 September 2026. Branding consultant with a toad pfp.
Geo and Jeremy
Geo runs Earth Awakenings. Space Cadet's contribution to that server's owner is a homophobic pile-on that drags in Jeremy: pirate-eye lore, "gay sex cult magic," ayahuasca, and a chakra map that should never have been drawn. Then, in the fight-club post, the closer: Jeremy has one eye, so he would beat his ass with one hand.
This is not a disagreement about curvature. This is a man looking for a face to put a fist on, and settling for Discord when the face is not available.
Geo and Jeremy, as reviewed by someone who has not been asked to review them.
Ky and Austin Witsit
Ky (Discord: victim of spit) was in the server talking about Austin Witsit — years of bullshit, not trying to destroy his life, speaking out because he still will not do the basics. Space Cadet's reply was a conspiracy that she is a puppet sharing money behind the scenes, followed immediately by the actual thesis:
- "Still wanna fuck her tho"
- "Lemme smash"
- "Let's do it in his studio"
- neon "witsit gets it" behind them as a headboard
She ignored the smash requests and kept talking about Austin. He escalated to flerfzi physiognomy — "You are a Jew who went blonde tho correct?" / "the nose gives it away" / "I'd still hit" — and a fantasy of stroking her from behind while Witsit hyperventilates on a low vape battery, "too busy playing legos with Joseph Hanvey."
The woman is describing an ex. The cadet is describing a window. QoP has already been on this same beat with Ky; the papa courts, the satellite DMs "lemme smash" and calls it a secret. Nobody in that thread asked him to audition.
Ky talking about Austin Witsit. Space Cadet talking about Space Cadet.
Joseph Hanvey
Joseph Hanvey is collateral: the punchline at the end of the Ky bit, reduced to Lego partner for Witsit's downtime. He did not need to be in the scene. Space Cadet put him there anyway. That is the pattern. If a name is in reach, it gets swung at.
People he hates
A working list, with links. It will grow if he keeps typing.
- Shiny Money — broke, per the rebrand review
- Geo — EA owner; gay-sex-cult routine
- Jeremy — one-eye jokes and the one-handed fight offer
- Ky — smash requests, flerfzi "I'd still hit"
- Austin Witsit — puppet-income theory, studio-sex fantasy, vape-and-Legos
- Joseph Hanvey — Lego cameo
- Earth Awakenings mods and "any glober" — the fight-club open challenge