Maverick Approach
| Real name | |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Maverick |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | Austin Witsit |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Incel? | not yet confirmed |
| Drinks urine? | not yet confirmed |
| Adopted by | Flerf Whisperer |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
Maverick Approach is a YouTube flerf who recites Austin Witsit's starter pack at table volume and then says he is not a flat earther. Gravity is not real until a vacuum chamber shows up. Then it is created. Then controlled. Then artificial. Then a closed firmament "per se." Then the earth is 55% flat. That is not a model. That is WitSpit's homework with the serial numbers still on it.
He runs The Maverick Approach and sits 1v10s on Digital Social Hour, the show run by Sean Kelly. The documented specimen is DSH #2124 (31 August 2026): three prompt cards, one argument, three hours and twenty-five minutes.[1]
I'm not a flat earther
He says it on a schedule. Water finding its level "makes more sense on a flat earth." He is also not a round-earther. Asked for a percentage: flat earth is 55% and round earth is 45%.
Closed loop. Closed firmament. Engineers "don't account for curve." Space is fake — then I never said space is fake.
The firmament can extend past the Moon, which is 238,000 miles of vacuum he would like you to stop calling space.
A flerf who will not wear the shirt is still a flerf. The 55/45 split is how you keep both comment sections. An Air Force navigator at that table, who actually debates Dave Weiss and Austin Witsit, told him so. Maverick kept the hedge anyway.
Gravity, until it isn't
The card said gravity isn't real. It's not a natural force in nature.
The WitSpit kit followed immediately:
- Four forces; gravity "reacts differently" and
when you go in a low earth orbit, it disappears.
Orbit is free-fall. He treated floating astronauts as a magic trick. - Instant swap to buoyancy and density. The buoyancy formula contains g. Two objects in a vacuum still fall. He asked how a butterfly beats the ocean.
Centrifugal force is actually a fake force
— first-year jargon for inertial, filed under "scientists make stuff up."- Graviton never seen, therefore "theory of gravity" means unproven, and
the other three forces aren't theories.
Theory is the ceiling in physics. He used it like a YouTube comment. - Cornered on the vacuum drop:
I won't say it's not real. It's created.
Then controlled. Then artificial. Same falling pen.
That is papa's script. Density/buoyancy as the substitute, graviton as the gotcha, LEO as the disappearance act, "I'm not a flat earther" as the escape hatch. WitSpit did not have to be in the room. The homework was already on the table.
Notable appearances
| Date | Venue | Link | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31 Aug 2026 | Sean Kelly's Digital Social Hour #2124 | 1 Conspiracy Theorist vs 10 Skeptics | Gravity isn't real / aliens are here / we live in a simulation. Seven skeptics got a real turn. The thumbnail said ten. |
