Angels of Light
| Real name | Roberto Zufich |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Angels of Light (Angel) Angels of Shitè Lap Dog of Leiss Many more... |
| Location on the globe | Melbourne, Australia |
| Main platform | TikTok |
| Papa flerf | Dave Weiss |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | Yes |
| Adopted By | SourPounder |
| Teeth | Hutts do not have teeth |
Robert Zufich, known online as Angels of Light, is an Australian flat earther and acolyte of Dave Weiss.
His online alias derives from 2 Corinthians 11:14, which states, "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light" (NIV). This verse warns that evil can disguise itself as good, holy, or attractive to deceive people, highlighting that appearances can be misleading. Paul uses this to expose false teachers who pose as righteous ministers.
He is 35 years old, still lives with his parents & sleeps in a kid's sized single bed. He earned what he worked hard for.
Known accounts
- @angels_of_light—TikTok
- Angels_of_Light—YouTube
List of aliases
Angel has earned himself many additional aliases (too many to fit in the infobox!). Here is a list of some of them.
- Angels of Shitè
- Bagels of Shyte
- Angels of Lard
- Cankles of Shyte
- Angels of Heavy
- Angels of LIES
- Angels of Fat
- Bagels of Pies
- Angels of Fries
- Angels of Hutt (Brother to Jabba)
- Hampster of Shite
- Dave Liess LapDog
- Marshmallow of Shyte
Notable appearances
| Date | Venue | Participants | Link | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 1, 2024 | Debatism | Angel Z v Roohif | YouTube livestream | Roohif destroys Angels of Shite |
| Nov 1, 2024 | MDD | Angel & Nathan v Peter Markley & PhD Tony | YouTube livestream | Angels of Shite and Stay away from schools run away with their tails between their legs |
| Dec 28, 2024 | MDD | Angel v ADHD Projects | YouTube livestream | At 22:55, Angel tried to explain star trails using Plagiarism of Walter Bislin's model.
Notably, Angel showed the original on Walter Bislin’s website instead of Shane’s plagiarized version, so Angel cannot have missed that he was telling a lie. |
| Dec 19, 2025 | WhatKast /w Jeran | WhatKast, Jeran, Bob the Science Guy | YouTube Livestream | At 10:40, The Legendary Bob the Science Guy destroys Angel's go to claim relating to planes dipping their nose. |
| Jan 14, 2026 | Strange New World 547 | Mark Sargent and DJ Curious | YouTube Livestream | At 43:21, Angel's is back at it again, only weeks after having Bob the Science Guy destroy him, as above. |
| 30 Jan, 2026 | FTFE | FTFE | YouTube Livestream | appears from 1 hour 22 onwards, spent the entire debate forgetting what was said a few seconds previously and crying his eyes out, didn't provide any evidence to backup any of his claims |
| Feb 13, 2026 | DZ Debates | Dr. Blitz | YouTube livestream | Starts with god is true because I have evidence that the Earth is the center of creation, ends with gas pressure needs a container and an example that destroys his gas pressure definition. |
| June 15, 2026 | Dr. Blitz Debunks | Dr. Blitz | YouTube livestream | One of the most stunning displays of flerf stupidity; cannot comprehend the basic principle of relative motion, claims that because the bottom of a protractor is flat, the Earth is flat. |
Claims and lies
X-15 pilot
Shité Has been known to brag about "owning" an X-15 pilot whom he confronted in a grocery store parking lot. The story takes place in Australia, and Angels believed the pilot to be 40-50 years old. As of 2024, all but one of the X-15 pilots have been long-dead save for one, who would have been in his 90s. When confronted, Angels will implode and claim he was lied to by the person claiming to be an X-15 pilot, in which case he would have to be both wildly-gullible and egotistical to fall for such a ruse and blindly launch into a flat earth rant anyway. He still tells this lie as his own personal victory lap.
Coin-on-the-table scam
Shité was caught out by Roohif doing the Coin on the Table scam, placing the camera slighly below the surface of the table. Politely, Roohif pointed out what he had done, but it refused to acknowledge the deception. This is a classic Dave Liess scam.
Protractors are flat therefore erf flat
While "debating" Dr. Blitz on June 15, 2026, Angel presented an image of a protractor and claimed that because the protractor has a horizontal baseline at zero degrees relative to itself, the Earth must be flat.[1]
Angel: Is a protractor here zero degrees, Blitz?
Blitz: Relative to the horizontal, yeah, cause its the same line, so they're overlapping each other.
Angel: Oh, so flat earth then.
Blitz: What, how do you get to flat earth from a protractor?
Angel: Its a flat baseline, correct?
Blitz: You can draw a line in whatever direction you want, you can measure stuff relative to it.
Angel: Why are you assuming a flat earth in the calculation?
Blitz: I'm not. You can assume a flat earth if you want.
Angel: Why was the horizontal straight, not curving?
Blitz: What horizontal wasn't curving? If you're drawing a straight line, why would it curve?
Angel: Welcome to flat earth.
Needless to say, Angel's argument makes no sense because a protractor is entirely independent of the shape of the earth. Using the same logic of flat things exist therefore earth flat, the existence of turtles must mean the earth is shaped like a turtle.[2]
This seems to be a version of a popular Nathan Oakley talking point; that you can "only measure elevation angles from a flat surface",[note 1] therefore earth must be flat. Don't worry flerfs, I'm sure there's legitimate arguments for flat earth out there somewhere.[3]
Other info
- Hails from Melbourne Australia(which beggars belief in this day and age) How I ask you, how?
- Hangs out with Nathan Thompson
- Is Dave Liess new lap dog.
- Initially went by the name Angel Z and @LightsforAngels per debate with Roohif.
- It claims the Moon and Sun are in the clouds
- Claims his best mate Paul got him into the Bible in 2021, after a hard year for him in 2020. After having read it and coming to the realization that it is divine, and not just words on a bit of paper, his friends told him the Bible is a flat earth geocentric book, and thus begun his downward spiral.
- Check out his incredible Delusions of Grandeur Here and Here
- He admits to being incredibly disingenuous, and is overjoyed at his dishonesty. Gotta lie to flerf.
- Conspiracy Music Studios awesome production of - Planes Don't Dip Their Nose(Welcome to Flat Earth)
- Is a coward. Asks hosts to boot people from streams so he can have a 1 on 1(but allows his guests to gang up on callers into his stream), and claims he doesn't boot, block or mute people(he does ALL THE TIME), has blocked WhatKast. Piss poor effort Shyte.
"A few roos loose in the top paddock."
Oi Dopey, wake UP! you Dunny Budgie.
References
- ↑ This is not true. Regardless, the ground isn't perfectly flat on flat earth models either.