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== Slappy the Clown's Grift Pusher == | == Slappy the Clown's Grift Pusher == | ||
Divergent Droid constantly floods | Divergent Droid constantly floods every FED live chat with messages requesting people Donate, and more, as Slappy is about to lose his house. What a shame.<br><br> | ||
[[File:Divergent Droid Slappys Grift Pusher.png]] | [[File:Divergent Droid Slappys Grift Pusher.png]] | ||
Revision as of 11:56, 9 June 2026
| Real name | It's known |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Oakley's Ban Hammer Drop Kick |
| Location on the globe | US |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | Nathan Oakley |
| Flerfzi? | Unknown |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Incel? | not yet confirmed |
| Drinks urine? | not yet confirmed |
| Adopted by | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
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Divergent Droid is one of Nathan Oakley's disciples. He is a member if good standing of the Church of Nathan Oakley. This is always a tenuous position as Nathan like to excommunicate people on regular intervals so another disciuple is likely to go at any moment.
Divergent "Drop Kick" Droid is the stooge that promotes Slappy the Clown during his lives. Throughout the lives he constantly tells people to donate, share, promote and subscribe to "Kid Slapper".
Div has been nominated for Top Left 2026 by StarStuff. A worthy contender.
He named his car Lydia in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Kgvld9bH0. Poor guy seems lonely.
In his video Gmail Desktop Client we see his 5th most visited web site.
Movie Auditions
Divergent "Dumb as F*^k" Droid needs money, desperately. So bad he sent auditions to Hollywood to try and "make it". A role came up that suited his look. However when they heard his voice, they rammed pencils into their ear canals which ultimately killed them. These auditions have been lost forever. As a result, Jermaine Clement got the role in Men In Black 3. Sucks to be you Divergent.
When you and Kneel are, you know, well, down there, who takes the left one, and who takes the right one......
Slappy the Clown's Grift Pusher
Divergent Droid constantly floods every FED live chat with messages requesting people Donate, and more, as Slappy is about to lose his house. What a shame.
