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Angels of Light

Real name	Roberto Zufich
Alias(es)	Angels of Light (Angel) Angels of Shitè Lap Dog of Leiss Many more...
Location on the globe	Melbourne, Australia
Main platform	TikTok
Papa flerf	Dave Weiss
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	Yes
Drinks urine?	Yes
Adopted By	SourPounder
Teeth	Hutts do not have teeth

Roberto Zufich, known online as Angels of Light, is an Australian flat earther and acolyte of Dave Weiss.

His online alias derives from 2 Corinthians 11:14, which states, "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light" (NIV). This verse warns that evil can disguise itself as good, holy, or attractive to deceive people, highlighting that appearances can be misleading. Paul uses this to expose false teachers who pose as righteous ministers.

He is 35 years old, still lives with his parents & sleeps in a kid's sized single bed. He earned what he worked hard for.

Known accounts

@angels_of_light—TikTok
Angels_of_Light—YouTube

List of aliases

Angel has earned himself many additional aliases (too many to fit in the infobox!). Here is a list of some of them.

Angels of Shitè
Bagels of Shyte
Angels of Lard
Cankles of Shyte
Angels of Heavy
Angels of LIES
Angels of Fat
Bagels of Pies
Angels of Fries
Angels of Hutt (Brother to Jabba)
Hampster of Shite
Dave Liess LapDog
Marshmallow of Shyte

Notable appearances

Notable appearances
Date	Venue	Participants	Link	Notes
Sep 1, 2024	Debatism	Angel Z v Roohif	YouTube livestream	Roohif destroys Angels of Shite
Nov 1, 2024	MDD	Angel & Nathan v Peter Markley & PhD Tony	YouTube livestream	Angels of Shite and Stay away from schools run away with their tails between their legs
Dec 28, 2024	MDD	Angel v ADHD Projects	YouTube livestream	At 22:55, Angel tried to explain star trails using Plagiarism of Walter Bislin's model. Notably, Angel showed the original on Walter Bislin’s website instead of Shane’s plagiarized version, so Angel cannot have missed that he was telling a lie.
Dec 19, 2025	WhatKast /w Jeran	WhatKast, Jeran, Bob the Science Guy	YouTube Livestream	At 10:40, The Legendary Bob the Science Guy destroys Angel's go to claim relating to planes dipping their nose.
Jan 14, 2026	Strange New World 547	Mark Sargent and DJ Curious	YouTube Livestream	At 43:21, Angel's is back at it again, only weeks after having Bob the Science Guy destroy him, as above.
30 Jan, 2026	FTFE	FTFE	YouTube Livestream	appears from 1 hour 22 onwards, spent the entire debate forgetting what was said a few seconds previously and crying his eyes out, didn't provide any evidence to backup any of his claims
Feb 13, 2026	DZ Debates	Dr. Blitz	YouTube livestream	Starts with god is true because I have evidence that the Earth is the center of creation, ends with gas pressure needs a container and an example that destroys his gas pressure definition.
June 15, 2026	Dr. Blitz Debunks	Dr. Blitz	YouTube livestream	One of the most stunning displays of flerf stupidity; cannot comprehend the basic principle of relative motion, claims that because the bottom of a protractor is flat, the Earth is flat.

Claims and lies

X-15 pilot

Shité Has been known to brag about "owning" an X-15 pilot whom he confronted in a grocery store parking lot. The story takes place in Australia, and Angels believed the pilot to be 40-50 years old. As of 2024, all but one of the X-15 pilots have been long-dead save for one, who would have been in his 90s. When confronted, Angels will implode and claim he was lied to by the person claiming to be an X-15 pilot, in which case he would have to be both wildly-gullible and egotistical to fall for such a ruse and blindly launch into a flat earth rant anyway. He still tells this lie as his own personal victory lap.

Coin-on-the-table scam

Shité was caught out by Roohif doing the Coin on the Table scam, placing the camera slighly below the surface of the table. Politely, Roohif pointed out what he had done, but it refused to acknowledge the deception. This is a classic Dave Liess scam.

Protractors are flat therefore erf flat

While "debating" Dr. Blitz on June 15, 2026, Angel presented an image of a protractor and claimed that because the protractor has a horizontal baseline at zero degrees relative to itself, the Earth must be flat.^[1]

Angel: Is a protractor here zero degrees, Blitz?
Blitz: Relative to the horizontal, yeah, cause its the same line, so they're overlapping each other.
Angel: Oh, so flat earth then.
Blitz: What, how do you get to flat earth from a protractor?
Angel: Its a flat baseline, correct?
Blitz: You can draw a line in whatever direction you want, you can measure stuff relative to it.
Angel: Why are you assuming a flat earth in the calculation?
Blitz: I'm not. You can assume a flat earth if you want.
Angel: Why was the horizontal straight, not curving?
Blitz: What horizontal wasn't curving? If you're drawing a straight line, why would it curve?
Angel: Welcome to flat earth.

Needless to say, Angel's argument makes no sense because a protractor is entirely independent of the shape of the earth. Using the same logic of flat things exist therefore earth flat, the existence of turtles must mean the earth is shaped like a turtle.^[2]

This seems to be a version of a popular Nathan Oakley talking point; that you can "only measure elevation angles from a flat surface",^{[note 1]} therefore earth must be flat. Don't worry flerfs, I'm sure there's legitimate arguments for flat earth out there somewhere.^[3]

Other info

Hails from Melbourne Australia(which beggars belief in this day and age) How I ask you, how?
Hangs out with Nathan Thompson
Is Dave Liess new lap dog.
Initially went by the name Angel Z and @LightsforAngels per debate with Roohif.
It claims the Moon and Sun are in the clouds
Claims his best mate Paul got him into the Bible in 2021, after a hard year for him in 2020. After having read it and coming to the realization that it is divine, and not just words on a bit of paper, his friends told him the Bible is a flat earth geocentric book, and thus begun his downward spiral.
Check out his incredible Delusions of Grandeur Here and Here
He admits to being incredibly disingenuous, and is overjoyed at his dishonesty. Gotta lie to flerf.
Conspiracy Music Studios awesome production of - Planes Don't Dip Their Nose(Welcome to Flat Earth)
Is a coward. Asks hosts to boot people from streams so he can have a 1 on 1(but allows his guests to gang up on callers into his stream), and claims he doesn't boot, block or mute people(he does ALL THE TIME), has blocked WhatKast. Piss poor effort Shyte.

"A few roos loose in the top paddock."

Oi Dopey, wake UP! you Dunny Budgie.

References

↑ This is not true. Regardless, the ground isn't perfectly flat on flat earth models either.

[3] This is not true. Regardless, the ground isn't perfectly flat on flat earth models either.

[1] "FLERFS vs. SCIENCE - Debate Dr. Blitz" by Dr. Blitz Debunks at 1:20:27

[2] "Scientific Geoterrapinism" by RationalWiki

[4] "Flat-Earthers Explain Why The Earth Is Flat" by The Onion

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-[[File:Dave and Puppet Shyte.png|center|600px|thumb|An Artists rendition of the Pseudo Dynamic Duo]]
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+|image    = File:Shyte.gif
-|realName=Roberto Zufich
+|realName = Roberto Zufich
-|location=Melbourne, Australia
+|location = Melbourne, [[:Category:Australian flerfs|Australia]]
-|papa=[[Dave Weiss]]|
+|papa     = [[Dave Weiss]]|
-|alias=Angels of Shitè<br>Bagels of Shyte<br>Angels of Lard<br>Cankles of Shyte<br>Angels of Heavy<br>Angels of LIES<br>Angels of Fat<br>Bagels of Pies<br>Angels of Fries<br>Hampster of Shite<br>Dave Liess Lap Dog
+|alias    = Angels of Light (Angel) <br> Angels of Shitè <br> Lap Dog of [[Dave Weiss|Leiss]] <br> ''Many more...''
 |platform=[https://www.tiktok.com TikTok]
 |religiflerf=Yes
 |drinksUrine=Yes
+|teeth       = [[Wikipedia:Jabba the Hutt|Hutts]] do not have teeth
 |adoptedBy=[[User:SourPounder|SourPounder]]
 }}
-"A few roos loose in the top paddock."<br><br>Oi Dopey, wake UP! you Dunny Budgie.
+'''Roberto Zufich''', known online as '''Angels of Light''', is an [[:Category:Australian flerfs|Australian]] [[:Category:Flerfs|flat earther]] and [[:Category:Papa flerfs|acolyte]] of [[Dave Weiss]].
+[[File:Dave and Puppet Shyte.png|center|400px|thumb|An Artists rendition of the Pseudo Dynamic Duo]]
+His online alias derives from 2 Corinthians 11:14, which states, "And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light" (NIV). This verse warns that evil can disguise itself as good, holy, or attractive to deceive people, highlighting that appearances can be misleading. Paul uses this to expose false teachers who pose as righteous ministers.
+He is [https://www.youtube.com/live/vG0Ld7W38cM?si=4XmQfn85AfJ7WQxV&t=2989 35 years old], still lives with his parents & sleeps in a kid's sized single bed. He earned what he worked hard for.
+== Known accounts ==
+* [https://www.tiktok.com/@angels_of_light @angels_of_light]&mdash;TikTok
+* [https://www.youtube.com/@Angels_of_Light_Official Angels_of_Light]&mdash;YouTube
-== Known Accounts ==
+== List of aliases ==
-* [https://www.tiktok.com/@angels_of_light <code>@angels_of_light</code>]
+Angel has earned himself many additional aliases (too many to fit in the infobox!). Here is a list of some of them.
+* Angels of Shitè
+* Bagels of Shyte
+* Angels of Lard
+* Cankles of Shyte
+* Angels of Heavy
+* Angels of LIES
+* Angels of Fat
+* Bagels of Pies
+* Angels of Fries
+* Angels of Hutt (Brother to [[Wikipedia:Jabba the Hutt|Jabba]])
+* Hampster of Shite
+* Dave Liess LapDog
+* Marshmallow of Shyte
-== Notable Appearances ==
+== Notable appearances ==
 {| class="wikitable"
-|+ Notable Appearances
+|+ Notable appearances
 ! Date !! Venue !! Participants !! Link !! Notes
 |-
@@ Line 38: / Line 60: @@
 | Jan 14, 2026 || [[Strange New World 547]] || Mark Sargent and DJ Curious || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEZB7hrmRsA YouTube Livestream] || At 43:21, Angel's is back at it again, only weeks after having Bob the Science Guy destroy him, as above.
 |-
-|30 Jan 2026 ||FTFE || FTFE || [https://www.youtube.com/live/MmkkCQSvUc8 YouTube Livestream] || appears from 1 hour 22 onwards, spent the entire debate forgetting what was said a few seconds previously and crying his eyes out, didn't provide any evidence to backup any of his claims
+| 30 Jan, 2026 ||FTFE || FTFE || [https://www.youtube.com/live/MmkkCQSvUc8 YouTube Livestream] || appears from 1 hour 22 onwards, spent the entire debate forgetting what was said a few seconds previously and crying his eyes out, didn't provide any evidence to backup any of his claims
+|-
+| Feb 13, 2026 ||DZ Debates || Dr. Blitz || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8caxZKGGTa0&t=2486s YouTube livestream] || Starts with god is true because I have evidence that the Earth is the center of creation, ends with gas pressure needs a container and an example that destroys his gas pressure definition.
 |-
-|13 Feb 2026 ||DZ Debates || Dr. Blitz || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8caxZKGGTa0&t=2486s YouTube Livestream] || Starts with god is true because I have evidence that the Earth is the center of creation, ends with gas pressure needs a container and an example that destroys his gas pressure definition.
+| June 15, 2026 || Dr. Blitz Debunks || Dr. Blitz || [https://www.youtube.com/live/DtEsrQOKSm0?si=6nIEkOpLpA4HqM83&t=1992 YouTube livestream] || One of the most stunning displays of flerf stupidity; cannot comprehend the basic principle of relative motion, claims that because the bottom of a protractor is flat, the Earth is flat.
 |}
-== Other Info ==
+== Claims and lies ==
+=== X-15 pilot ===
+Shité Has been known to brag about "owning" an X-15 pilot whom he confronted in a grocery store parking lot. The story takes place in Australia, and Angels believed the pilot to be 40-50 years old. As of 2024, all but one of the X-15 pilots have been long-dead save for one, who would have been in his 90s. When confronted, Angels will implode and claim he was lied to by the person claiming to be an X-15 pilot, in which case he would have to be both wildly-gullible and egotistical to fall for such a ruse and blindly launch into a flat earth rant anyway. He still tells this lie as his own personal victory lap.
+=== Coin-on-the-table scam ===
+Shité was caught out by Roohif doing the [https://www.youtube.com/live/8koKtnXoPJA?si=1fg4h3o09ajd2eWq&t=385 Coin on the Table] scam, placing the camera slighly below the surface of the table. Politely, Roohif [https://www.youtube.com/live/8koKtnXoPJA?si=1IS0Vgwm1NUW8hcV&t=1054 pointed] out what he had done, but it refused to acknowledge the deception. This is a classic Dave Liess scam.
+=== Protractors are flat therefore erf flat ===
+While "debating" Dr. Blitz on June 15, 2026, Angel presented an image of a protractor and claimed that because the protractor has a horizontal baseline at zero degrees relative to itself, the Earth must be flat.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/DtEsrQOKSm0?si=sQYFSzb2pNfbmzWi&t=4827 "FLERFS vs. SCIENCE - Debate Dr. Blitz" by Dr. Blitz Debunks] at 1:20:27</ref>
+<blockquote>
+'''Angel:''' Is a protractor here zero degrees, Blitz?
+'''Blitz:''' Relative to the horizontal, yeah, cause its the same line, so they're overlapping each other.
+'''Angel:''' Oh, so flat earth then.
+'''Blitz:''' What, how do you get to flat earth from a protractor?
+'''Angel:''' Its a flat baseline, correct?
+'''Blitz:''' You can draw a line in whatever direction you want, you can measure stuff relative to it.
+'''Angel:''' Why are you assuming a flat earth in the calculation?
+'''Blitz:''' I'm not. You ''can'' assume a flat earth if you want.
+'''Angel:''' Why was the horizontal straight, not curving?
+'''Blitz:''' What horizontal wasn't curving? If you're drawing a straight line, why would it curve?
+'''Angel:''' Welcome to flat earth.
+</blockquote>
+Needless to say, Angel's argument makes no sense because a protractor is entirely independent of the shape of the earth.
+Using the same logic of ''flat things exist therefore earth flat'', the existence of turtles must mean the earth is shaped like a turtle.<ref>[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Scientific_Geoterrapinism "Scientific Geoterrapinism" by RationalWiki]</ref>
+This seems to be a version of a popular [[Nathan Oakley]] talking point; that you can "only measure elevation angles from a flat surface",<ref group="note">This is not true. Regardless, the ground isn't ''perfectly flat'' on flat earth models either.</ref> therefore earth must be flat. Don't worry flerfs, I'm sure there's legitimate arguments for flat earth out there somewhere.<ref>[https://theonion.com/flat-earthers-explain-why-the-earth-is-flat-1850548548/ "Flat-Earthers Explain Why The Earth Is Flat" by The Onion]</ref>
+== Other info ==
 * Hails from Melbourne Australia(which beggars belief in this day and age) How I ask you, how?
 * Hangs out with [[Nathan Thompson]]
 * Is Dave Liess new lap dog.
 * Initially went by the name Angel Z and @LightsforAngels per debate with Roohif.
-* Was caught out by Roohif doing the [https://www.youtube.com/live/8koKtnXoPJA?si=1fg4h3o09ajd2eWq&t=385 Coin on the Table] scam, placing the camera slighly below the surface of the table. Politely, Roohif [https://www.youtube.com/live/8koKtnXoPJA?si=1IS0Vgwm1NUW8hcV&t=1054 pointed] out what he had done, but it refused to acknowledge the deception. This is a classic Dave Lies scam.
 * It claims the Moon and Sun are in the [https://www.youtube.com/live/8koKtnXoPJA?si=97O_Z7tbnhRyMXU_&t=561 clouds]
-* Has been known to brag about "owning" an X-15 pilot whom he confronted in a grocery store parking lot. The story takes place in Australia, and Angels believed the pilot to be 40-50 years old. As of 2024, all but one of the X-15 pilots have been long-dead save for one, who would have been in his 90s. When confronted, Angels will implode and claim he was lied to by the person claiming to be an X-15 pilot, in which case he would have to be both wildly-gullible and egotistical to fall for such a ruse and blindly launch into a flat earth rant anyway. He still tells this lie as his own personal victory lap.
 * [https://www.youtube.com/live/VEZB7hrmRsA?si=6OYPAxFl2aqlJe9i&t=1493 Claims] his best mate Paul got him into the Bible in 2021, after a hard year for him in 2020. After having read it and coming to the realization that it is divine, and not just words on a bit of paper, his friends told him the Bible is a flat earth geocentric book, and thus begun his downward spiral.
 * Check out his incredible Delusions of Grandeur [https://www.youtube.com/live/VEZB7hrmRsA?si=J8V4ZcjyJ4F9Uw1M&t=1701 Here] and [https://www.tiktok.com/@angels_of_light/video/7621380354007420181 Here]
 * He admits to being incredibly [https://www.youtube.com/live/VEZB7hrmRsA?si=eaxe2exImokA2hjY&t=3645 disingenuous], and is overjoyed at his dishonesty. Gotta lie to flerf.
-* Conspiracy Music Studios - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8TZOyILOk Planes Don't Dip Their Nose(Welcome to Flat Earth)]
+* Conspiracy Music Studios awesome production of - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8TZOyILOk Planes Don't Dip Their Nose(Welcome to Flat Earth)]
+* Is a coward. Asks hosts to boot people from streams so he can have a 1 on 1(but allows his guests to gang up on callers into his stream), and claims he doesn't boot, block or mute people(he does ALL THE TIME), has blocked [https://youtube.com/shorts/0AqINvjSVEE?si=_a1RiZM9kxBblNQd WhatKast]. Piss poor effort Shyte.
 <br>
-* Is a coward. Asks hosts to boot people from streams so he can have a 1 on 1(but allows his guests to gang up on callers into his stream), and claims he doesn't boot, block or mute people(he does ALL THE TIME), has blocked [https://youtube.com/shorts/0AqINvjSVEE?si=_a1RiZM9kxBblNQd WhatKast]. Piss poor effort Shyte.
+"A few roos loose in the top paddock."<br><br>Oi Dopey, wake UP! you Dunny Budgie.
+== References ==
+<References group="note"/>
 [[Category:Religiflerfs]]
 [[Category:TikTok flerfs]]
+[[Category:Australian flerfs]]