Nathan Oakley

Nathan Oakley

Real name	Paula Oakley's Ward
Alias(es)	Slappy the Clown Paula's Biggest Mistake Neuticles Nathan Many more...
Location on the globe	Paula's Home
Main platform	YouTube
Papa flerf	Eric Dubay
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	Just enough to grift
Drinks urine?	Yes
Adopted By	BuckSodbuster
Teeth	Ferengi

Known Accounts

Platform	Account
YouTube	@NathanOakley1980
YouTube	@NathanOakley80
EBay	niceplant

Oakley is without doubt the most Omega Cuck on the globe.

Absolutely, without question, bows to his superior, John Stunja, or Quantum Eraser. He accepts unconditionally that QE is the Master of Flat Earth, and Nathan is but a Grasshopper.

Nathan's hormones elevated and attempted a coup, only to be bitch slapped bigger than Texas. Nathan learnt not to play with grown ups. Following the severe humiliation that followed, he sought to claim total ownership of a book he supposedly emailed, but somehow lost the email and the source document. If you believe that load of shit, 'Welcome to Flat Earth', you are ofiicialy stoopid, you'll fit right in, take a seat. Humiliation is your new best friend.

Nathan's favourite homeage of The Prodigy's 'Smack my bitch up' is 'Smack my kids up'.

His favourite snack is 'Dogs go wacky for smackos'.

Rumor has it he can lick his own balls like all dogs can(and by balls we mean Neuticles). He claims they are salty but helps it with hydration.

Loves that simpleton Woger Wed'not'wel super chatted QE, loves it, I mean he jacked off to it.

Started channel in 2010, showing off lifestyle equipment (audio visual, coffee machines etc) with the name "Audio Paula" named after his now wife. Experimented with various guises, including basically pimping out his wife for views and showing sex toys in the background, which Nathan uses exclusively on himself. If OnlyFans were around then, the Flat Earth might not exist as we know it! Quickly moved onto the Flat Earth Grift, and attempted to get into the Mark Sargent / Patricia Steere crowd, drinking any amount of his own, undiluted urine as necessary. Quick to temper, and a high opinion of his own intelligence, mostly due to the massive chip on his shoulder that he isn't successful, he has somehow managed to distil all of his arguments down into a simple, undisputable (by people who don't give a crap) argument that sounds right and is easy to repeat. Has a central set of notes and talking points he shares with QE and others, but has regularly slipped up and disclosed this is a grift, he doesn't believe a word he says, just chases the argument down to it's incessant, drawn out conclusion of anyone listening just gives up.

Was good friends with fake minicab driver and crayola solicitor Anthony Riley, who invented / pulled from his arse with no supporting materials Relative Density Equilibrium. A theory that explains why things drop, without explaining why items of different density drop at the same speed in a vacuum, or why objects on the ground experience an acceleration of 9.8m/s per second (or friction for that matter).

Regularly fills panel with education dodgers such as Brian's Logic, who never completed his Junior Cert, and has the same chip on his shoulder as his mates left rural Ireland for the big smoke.

As Paula needs to work to ensure they can keep up with the joneses, Nathan is free to hold daily Daddy Day Care sessions. His temper extends to more than just other adults though, his kids better watch out, or a well timed slap is inevitable. Nathan refuses to check out local men's sheds to develop other hobbies.

Lately, has been watching his empire burn as his friends turn their backs on him due to a Word file he is calling a book being held hostage. He is paying Paula to create a new Doc file, and listen to the benign shit he goes on about day after day while Paula actually works. This will probably end in divorce once school starts.

He does not know what he will do when the grift ends, as he is not popular enough to deflect.

List of aliases

Slappy has earned himself many additional aliases (too many to fit in the infobox!). Here is a list of some of them.

• Nathan Jokely
• Golum 'the torn' Scrotum
• No Job Oakley
• 'Lives off donations' Choad Licker
• No Friends Slappy
• No Makeup Clown
• Neil's 'kneel before me' relief
• Michael Berryman's ugly brother
• UK'S Dumbest Beggar
• Nathan 'biggest beggar' Slapper
• Nathan Schmuckley
• Gollum Gobbler
• Meth Mouth Slappy
• Slappy T-Rex Arms

Burned Bridges

Oakley is truly a horrid monster, as evidenced by the string of former panel members that he has turned on and is in constant fights with. In no particular Order:

• Arwijn
• Quantum Eraser
• Adam Meak-In
• Broin
• Flatzoid
• Bev
• Elderbear
• JinCBR1

Likes to Call his Critics Ugly

When Nathan can’t address a point, he pivots to appearance—calling critics ugly instead of engaging their arguments. It’s a textbook dodge that says more about his position than his opponents.

He forgets that this is his mouth and it is one of the ugliest things on our globe.

Wishing Self-Harm to Others

Nathan has repeatedly told opponents to harm themselves during disagreements. This behavior is documented across numerous instances in recorded debates/comments, including direct statements such as this:

Flerf Mass

Nathan's daily show is modeled after a Catholic mass where he has a challenge-response with the panel.

If any acolytes besmirch the Oakley they may be assigned a number of Hail Oakleys as penance.

That time he admitted the earth is a globe

This was a conversation between him and Anthony Riley:

Nathan's Response to Appear on "The Drunk Debunk Show" to promote his "book"

Dear ugly dweeb cunt thief with a shite YouTube channel.

"I have Oakleys book, want me to send it"

"Yes send it me please"

So, you want to help me feed my kids by asking (not paying for) a book that is yet to be released be sent to you for free from a troll in your chat?? My book isn't out yet you dumb motherfucker shit for brains who believes anything he's told!

I'd love to flush your fuck ugly, thieving dweeb head down the toilet like the kids at your school used to do to you. You look like the type of person that often got beaten up just for being you, and based on your disingenuous message and willingness to steel from me, I can understand why.

Go find a tall building and use yourself to prove gravity with it! You can use the flat earth measurement of altitude from sea level to know how high you are when you do so. This will help prevent the world getting populated with other dumbfuck thieves, who believe everything that are told and are willing to steal from a family man.

If I wanted to talk to a fuck ugly, thieving dweeb cunt, I'd be the one proactively contacting you! You are a dumb, no name twat! "Sold exposure" you are total fucking nobody and completely delusional!

Let me know when you jump so I can continue not giving a fuck about you or what you do as nobody watches.

Feel free to join my live (door is open to cunts like you) show and maybe we'll build some actual rapport, or maybe you'll get your head flushed live for my audience and their appreciation of watching a no name wanker pirate get a metaphorical shit kicking by a real man. If you need a free copy of my book, feel free to beg me for it like you begged the bullies to stop beating you up!

Yours Faithfully

Nathan

When asked for comment, TDDS considered this a "Maybe" and is still hoping Nathan comes through in the end.

Slappy knows Mafs

Meters to Kilometers

Unknown: "Question, you ready, how do you convert meters into kilometers?"
Slappy: "I don't know how do you convert meters into kilometers?"
Unknown: "What's the correct way"
Slappy: "You Tell Me"
Unknown: "The correct ways divide meters by a thousand"
Slappy: "So if you have a meter and I divide that meter by 1000 you don't think that would give you millimeters"
Unknown: "Meters into kilometers Nathan"
Slappy: "You just said you divide meters by thousand to get kilometers so you're saying I divide something that is one meter long by 1,000 and that will come out to a kilometer it sounds like it sounds like lines you are quite literally [.....]. You do not divide meters to come out with kilometers why would you divide a value that is given in meters to come up with something larger"
Unknown: "Because Nathan because the thing you don't understand is it a ratio. Did you do math in school
Slappy: "Why would you divide a meter value when trying to come up with a larger value dividing something makes it smaller"
Unknown: "Oh Dear"

This incident is the inspiration for one of the Housekeeping Questions For Flerfs

Slappy knows Dimensions

Planes are 1D

Slappy knows how to Slap

SLAP!!!!!!!

Slappy knows Herpes(and finally a different shirt)

Slappy knows Phalli, no lie

It's no surprise to anybody that Slappy is suppressing his closeted homosexual desires & fantasies.

Here are just some of the fun ways he likes to disguise this.(hold mouse over)

Slappy knows how to be a Coward, like nobody else

As it appears there are just the worst of the worst, the stupidest of the stupid Flerfs left, skimming the bottom of the barrel, only looking for a clip, SourPounder decided they are taking a hiatus from Flat Earth nonsense. Before going on hiatus, they put a challenge to Nathan Oakley to debate McToon for $500. Below is Nathan's response, in true Slappy form.

Other Info

• Constantly goes flerf-on-flerf with everyone.
• Shares a Discord server with Quantum Eraser.
• Was heard beating his children while his mic was on.
• Wonders how his balls taste.
• Has personal prove of the dome.
• Unable to convert meters to kilometers

see Housekeeping Questions For Flerfs

• Is a bender when he skates
• Has “no issue with” the N-word.
• loves the mute button but finds it hard to do when debating live and

Toilet Paper Brand No.2, for No.2's

Slappy has advised his upcoming book will be called "All Roads Lead to Flat Earth"

Every week for some time now, Slappy advises all 5 viewers the book will be realised soon, I am in no rush, it comes out when it comes out, about 2 weeks.

Ferengi has said in FED 2556 he firmly believes the book will be well received, because "It'll be a really good publication", and will ultimately be a source of income. This is welcomed news to "The Biggest Beggar on YT" as he constantly raves on how poor he is, and quickly segues into asking for donations.

During FED 2561 Nathan advises the book is near completion. He is so overjoyed at the soon to be World changing event(in his simpleton mind at least), he almost cried, but he did cream himself.

July 2nd on Discord, Slappy advised the book's release 'is imminent'.