Neil Cosentino

Real name	Neil Cosentino
Alias(es)	Temu Joe Pesci aka Nathan's White Chihuahua Faux Gangsta Gansta Ignoramus Mail Bride Winner Cuckold Cosentino Nuisance Neil Nathan's Pancho Sanchez The fool or the fool who follows I got peanut butter on the roof of my mouth Neil not allowed to talk Kneel "Gobbler" Oakley Kneel "Not a Christian" Oakley Kneel for Nathan Temu "Harry Lime" Pesci
Location on the globe	US
Main platform	YouTube
Papa flerf	Nathan Oakley
Flerfzi?	Unknown
Religiflerf?	Yes
Drinks urine?	not yet confirmed
Adopted By	who would adopt shit
Teeth	3 or 4

Everything is Roses. Neil is a gobbler. A Nathan Oakley Gobbler. A "Kneel for Nathan" Choad Gobbler. I mean he polishes those family jewels like they are his own children. Sorry children, Haiyaa.

Temu Joe also polishes Choadley's pepper grinders. He has zero senses of humour, absolutely zero.

Neil is one of Nathan Oakley's disciples. Probably Nathan's fiercest lapdogs. If by fierce you mean "yaps aggressively when he feels that Nathan's countenance has been besmirched".

Neil remains blissfully ensconced in a state of intellectual subjugation, utterly bewitched by Nathan’s masterful deployment of the petitio principii fallacy, wherein every circular premise is swallowed as an unassailable gospel truth. Through the artful use of reification, Nathan breathes concrete life into ephemeral abstractions, transforming mere linguistic ghosts into formidable realities that Neil serves with a zealot’s blind devotion. This grand orchestration of sophistry has rendered Neil a tragic puppet of cognitive dissonance, forever dancing upon the strings of Nathan’s grandiloquent and deceptive design.

Despite Nathan’s profane vernacular and his lewd, metaphorical predilection for "climbing upon" non-consenting men, the pious Neil remains tethered to a state of profound moral paralysis. He greets Nathan’s relentless barrage of mendacity with a serene, unblinking reverence, utterly failing to reconcile his sacred convictions with his companion’s grotesque and carnal theater. This baffling cognitive surrender ensures that Neil’s religious devotion remains a hollow shell, effortlessly bypassed by Nathan’s crude and predatory machinations.

"Goin' on vacation? Where you goin'? Do you hear me or what? Goin' on a trip? Where you goin', kid?"

The Irony of TEMU Pesci

Neil's lord and savior, The Nathan, freely mutes and blocks people that contradict his question begging. While other channels ensure that Neil's comments are never blocked.

"And that's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna."

Living Rent Free in TEMU Pesci

Temu Pesci is really butthurt, I mean really. How sensitive can a Snowflake Princess be. Some rando comes onto FED 2552 and Temu Pesci begins cursing "it's Toon". Then he whines like a little bitch about the "friendly" Phone a Flerf calls. Grow a pair feline.

Enjoy having Toon live in your head, rent free, FOREVER.

We cannot wait for you to divulge the intel you have accumulated. Let me guess, it will be so substantial, it will leave Toon saying "And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't For You Meddling Kids"....

Bring it on TEMU "Kneel for Nathan" Pesci.

"You bomb me with one more can, kid... and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!"

TEMU Pesci, the Squillionaire

TEMU Pesci is rich, no he is. He even said it. He has so much money, he cannot count it all. Lets face it, he dont even make the cut for the reject box. He claims Slappy the Clown has paid him so much money over the years. Slappy has worn the same shirt for weeks on FED, how can he afford to pay his biggest stooge.

Quick question TEMU Pesci, how do you count Pay Pals? Don't you just read the balance, you absolute flog.

"That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it."

TEMU Pesci, no senses of humour

On 6th June 2026, Toon dedicated a show to a pretend, a fake, a faux "Christian", TEMU Joe Pesci. Primarily this is because he has supported arguably one of the most vile and abhorrent people in the Flat Earth Cult. What Nathan Oakley says, not a single Religious person would tolerate this, not one. So no Kneel for Nathan, you are not a Christian, you are not religious, you are simply a Cult following sheep in the jerkle.

But I digress, TEMU Pesci, has no senses of humour, none.

During Oakleys next stream(FED 2551 -16mins in), somebody went on the chat, and asked if they caught Toon's latest stream, "Welcome to "Flat Earth Christians". Instant TimeOut

"I think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartener."