Fred
| Real name | unknown |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Globecrusher |
| Main platform | TikTok |
| Papa flerf | unknown |
| Flerfzi? | unknown |
| Religiflerf? | unknown |
| Drinks urine? | unknown |
| Adopted by | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
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Fred (Globecrusher) is a mean-spirited TikTok flat earther from Canada. His main way of debating is shouting, muting and blocking his opponents. He claims to never have lost a debate despite never having a formal debate. He is also known for being divisive amongst the flat earth community. He was nominated by Globey McGlobeface for Top Left in 2025 and came in third place. He usually uses an AI image of himself as the Incredible Hulk as a profile picture.
Flat Earth beliefs
Fred has held obscure flat earth beliefs such as hurricanes don't happen at night.
Debate tactics
When Fred is hosting a Live he is completely unreasonable, so not many people will want to argue with him there because it is pointless. He will usually not go on another person's panel unless he has moderator(mod) powers. Fred has never argued on a neutral platform, and will frequently mute his guests, drop them from the panel, and/or block them. Fred is often shouting to make his point while arguing. He often overtalks the other person and tells them to shut up, which has been nicknamed as "Shuddup". He likes to tell people to "Get Fucking Stuffed", "Stop Your Crying", and will call others "Cupcake" among other nicknames.
Running from Globey McGlobeface
Globey McGlobeface kept hearing that Fred defeated or "flatsmacked" everyone he argued against. Globey challenged Fred to debate on a neutral platform where neither one had mute powers. Fred stipulated that he wanted Globey's TikTok account if a jury decided if he won. In order to make it legally binding Fred would need Globey's IRL name and Globey was not willing to dox himself. In response Globey did find a neutral platform on YouTube for the debate to occur. Fred did not respond to the offer, and #FredIsRunning hashtag was used to taunt him for weeks afterwards.
Swolegate / SwolenValor
For some time, Fred had been using a picture of a bodybuilder as a profile photo on his account. Fred claimed it was a real picture of himself when he was younger and worked out. However, it was discovered that it resembled a photo from professional bodybuilder Jay Cutler. There was even a website called "Face in Hole" which allowed people to put their own face and have it digitally added onto the bodybuilder. This created Swolegate / SwolenValor taunts. Fred was then taunted by multiple people who changed their own profile picture with their face on the body. Finally someone discovered that Jay Cutler had a celebrity cameo account and paid for Jay to send a message to Fred - telling him he is the cupcake and the earth is a globe. Fred vehemently denies all accusations and insists that it was a real picture of himself. He has mainly switched back to using the AI Hulk picture.
Divisiveness
Besides arguing for flat earth, Fred will argue other flat earthers are shills or paid agents.
The following is a list of flat earthers he has disparaged or feuded with:
Known accounts
Fred has created mutliple accounts on TikTok with Globecrusher in the name.
| Name | TikTok Link |
|---|---|
| globecrusher6 | https://www.tiktok.com/@globecrusher6 |
| Globecrusher | https://www.tiktok.com/@globecrusher3 |
| Globecrusher | https://www.tiktok.com/@globecrusher2 |