Brian Sweet
| Real name | Brian Sweet |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Nick Cagee, Nicholas Cage |
| Location on the globe | USA |
| Main platform | X |
| Papa flerf | Ken Caudle |
| Flerfzi? | Yes |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | Probably |
| Adopted By | not adopted yet |
| Platform | Account | Status |
|---|---|---|
| X | Brian "F'KN" Sweet | Suspended (Account number 8) |
| X | I Have No Name | Active (Account number 9) |
Brian is a flat Earther very active on X. He has already been banned from X eight times due to his unpalatable views on various subjects. He is currently on his 9th account, the number 8 appears in his X account due to his love of the moustache man e.g. being the eighth letter of the alphabet.[1]
Brian hosts a space on X every Friday, which he begs globers to attend. Brian's only argument against the globers is the mute button. Brian is quite good at articulating derp, and often gets worked up when he hears globe arguments.
Brian's favorite flat Earth topics are "pressure requires containment" and the Michelson-Morley experiment, which he fondly calls MMX. On pressure, he fervently claims that one needs a container to have gas pressure. When asked why, he responds with "gas laws". Brian is, as of date, unable to name gas laws. Recently when cornered, he stated that "thermal dynamics" is a gas law (see picture). Brian loves to discuss the Michelson-Morley experiment and it often features on his Friday spaces.
Brian often uses a Nicholas Cage photo as his profile picture on X. Nothing much is known about his personal side, except that is reportedly approaching 60 years of age, very likely single and has been living with his mother for quite some time.