Aloha From Florida
Aloha From Florida
TFW you catch a live that hasn't had a commercial break for a while
| Real name | Keith Cameron Smith |
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| Alias(es) | Aloha From Florida Commercial Break Drive-by Flerfer |
| Location on the globe | Florida |
| Main platform | TikTok |
| Papa flerf | unknown |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Incel? | no |
| Drinks urine? | likely |
| Adopted by | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
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Keith Cameron Smith, better known as Aloha From Florida, is a TikTok flat-earther known for engaging in little to no dialogue with anyone. Keith's unique tactic of joining other panels for up to five minutes, spewing a nonsense monologue, and then leaving before engaging with anyone as earned him the nicknames "Commercial Break" and "Drive-by Flerfer".
Behaviors
Paneling
Will only panel to do drive-by flerfing, tell a host to block someone, or sit quietly.
Comments
Keith will regularly join lives and comment the same things multiple times, even if the panel is no longer discussing flat earth. Those comments are:
- "Flatten the curve by Vikka Draziv. Commercial and Military Pilots prove flat earth."
- "16 Emergency Landings Proving Flat Earth. By Eddie Alencar.
- "Earth is flat and stationary"
- "Attitude indicator proves flat earth."
- Something about the Mechanical Realm by Vikka Draziv. He hasn't quite created a master copy for this copypasta, but he always says something about it.