Ernst Blofeld

Real name	Ibrahim
Alias(es)	Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Koch, Ibu
Location on the globe	Germany
Main platform	Tiktok
Papa flerf	unkown
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	unkown
Drinks urine?	not yet confirmed
Adopted By	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

Ernst is unbearable. His stupidity, combined with his arrogance, is virtually unmatched. His main argument for everything is loud, spiteful, forced, exaggerated laughter, and he thinks he can checkmate anyone with it. He is one of those flat earthers who think the geocentric model is identical to a flat earth. He used to work as a cook and is now (thank God) unemployed.

Known Accounts

Platform	Account	Status
Tiktok	ErnstStavroBlofeld	Active

Other Info

He's known for his frequent posts. He uploads videos several times a day where he reacts to some random TikTok and just laughs out loud like a maniac. That's what all his content consists of, aside from the insults .
He is incapable of determining the cardinal direction, even though he had modern technology at his fingertips. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that he had seen the sun in the west in the morning. He made immediately a video, screeching that this would disprove the globe. Of course, he wasn’t interested in the fact that this would also disprove the flat Earth theory.
He was once caught faking a video. As an excuse, he said that he naturally uses fraudulent manipulations so that his viewers learn to think critically. That’s the laziest excuse for whitewashing lies in the history of flat earth ever.
He brags about having cooked for Christian Lindner once.