Flatzoid

Flatzoid

Real name	Keith Reynolds
Alias(es)	Flatzoid, Fkatzoid, Fitzoid, Kifazoid, Failzoid
Location on the globe	South Africa
Main platform	YouTube
Papa flerf	Nathan Oakley (prior to a flerf-on-flerf)
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	Yes
Drinks urine?	No
Adopted by	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

Known Accounts

• Flatzoid's Perspective
• His Kingdom Is Flat
• @flatzoids.perspective

Other Info

• Keith Reynolds, known online as Flatzoid, is a South African flat Earth proponent.
• He has engaged in debates with fellow flat Earther Nathan Oakley, leading to a flerf-on-flerf spat.
• He was associated with the “Flatzoid’s Kids” Rumor, which he has helped start and perpetuate.
• While trying to deface this very web site, Flatzoid leaked his IP address: 41.193.212.184

Statements

Union Glacier Location

Flatzoid: I do think that they're being duped to think they're at Antarctica. I don't think Union Glacier is really at Antarctica. I think that's at a different location and it's placed as Antarctica.

Where is the South Pole?

Will Duffy: Where is the South Pole?

Flatzoid: It's a ceremonial Place.

Will Duffy: And where is it?

Flatzoid: At the ceremonial South Pole place, where they put the pole up.

Lies (Work in Progress)

Flatzoid lies faster than they can be added.

11 Frames

Flatzoid's most famous lie is him removing 11 frames in a video of a capsule splashdown. Reds Rhetoric made a video about that.

Becoming Fkatzoid

During MCToon's livestream Flattys are Eating Their Own , Toon checked if Flatzoid had his email address on his channel. Flatzoid didn't and to hide it he quickly added his email address, and was caught mistyping it as fkatzoid@gmail.com. He tried to cover it up by claiming that Toon changed the HTML, even though Toon couldn't have done that as he shared his screen at the time, showing everyone how he refreshed the page. Furthermore Toon would have had to add all the stuff that were removed after Flatzoid updated his about page.

Bible says Earth is flat

Flatzoid had a bet with Shawn Hawkins about the bible saying that Earth is flat.

For that Flatzoid brought up 2 Samuel 11:11 of two very obscure bibles.

• The Matthew's Bible: And Vrias sayd vnto Dauid: the arck and Israel & Iuda dwell in pauilions: & my Lord Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye in tentes vpon the flat earthe: and shulde I then go into myne house, to eate and to dryncke & to lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and as sure as thy soule lyueth, I wyll not do that thyng.
• The Great Bible: Urias answered Dauid. The arcke & Israel and Iuda dwell in pauylyons: and my Lorde Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye vpon the flatt erthe: and shall I then go into myne house, to eate, and to dryncke, and lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and by the lyfe of thy soule, I wyll not do thys thynge.

When looking through other translation it becomes obvious that that passage talks about an open area.

Sun going behind Mount Rossman

Flatzoid used a clip of Dave McKeegan saying that the sun was going behind Mount Rossman. In this context it simply means that the sun is further away than the mountain in the same direction as the mountain. It doesn't mean that the Mountain blocked the sun. Jeran shortly after in the same video was in Union Glacier Camp, where the sun can actually be blocked by the mountain at the end of the camp closest to the mountain.

Toon and Duffy aging

In the same video as in the previous lie, Flatzoid also claims that Toon and Will aged a lot, by comparing a video taken by a phone by one of the organisers of the Antarctica marathon, with the videos taken in Will's and Toon's home respectively. Something flerfs haven't done is to compare the videos Toon and Duffy took earlier in the year with the footage after TFE when the conditions are the same. It's like they know it won't work if they do that.

Union Glacier Camp not visible

Another lie is the claim that Toon and Duffy filmed the site off season, when Union Glacier Camp wasn't set up, because the camp isn't visible in the footage. In reality the camp is simply lower than halfway-point, where TFE was, as shown by the drone footage.

Sunrise in Uvongo

Flatzoid went to Uvongo on a holiday and while there he measured the direction of the sunrise. His phone showed 122°. When comparing it with Google Earth, he claims that the right line is 122°.

Google Earth actually shows that the right line is 118°.

Celestial Navigation

FTFE asked Flatzoid to show one citation that states that a circle of equal altitude is flat and level. The citation provided by Flatzoid appears at first glance to support that statement.

FTFE showed that the same document shows that the previous diagram is just a simplification. Directly after it shows the circle on the curved surface of the globe.

Marathon runner breath

In a discussion with Witsit, Flatzoid claimed at the beginning that the breath of the marathon runners was always visible.

Flatzoid: We showed a video of the marathon runners there a day earlier and their breath was showing the whole time and they were also at Union Glacier. So why was it possible that their breath is always showing and your guys wasn't?

When Witsit calls him out on that, he claims that he never said that we can always see the breath of the marathon runners.

Flatzoid: Now you are lying because you didn't watch any of my content so when did I say we always see their breath? [...] I said most of the time.

Showcasing His Stupidity

Flatzoid doesn't understand variables in geometry

Flatzoid thinks he understands geometry better than anyone else. But in this post he demonstrates that he has no idea. The correct answer is arctan(opposite/adjacent). He wrote 45° which would be wrong even for this example as the triangle is very clearly not a 45-45-90 triangle.

Angle is a hypotenuse?

Flatzoid thinks that an angle is a hypotenuse. The clip is in one of FTFE's videos, as I couldn't find the original video.

Flatzoid: the 45 degree that you at the sun [...] would that be a hypotenuse of a right angle triangle?

Sunglare needs an atmosphere?

Flatzoid claimed that glare needs an atmosphere while he was looking at photos taken by Blue Ghost from the moon.

Flatzoid confuses East and West

When Critical Think had a discussion with a flerf friend, his friend stated that the sun is West of his position in Brisbane Australia, while it was South of Union Glacier. Flatzoid tried debunking it by confusing East and West. He took down his videos after Rachie 00000 called him out.

Flatzoid also doesn't understand South

In another live stream, Flatzoid demonstrates that he also doesn't understand how to travel South on the globe.

Flatzoid and the South pole

Flatzoid thinks that the existence of the South pole in reality is a straw-man, because the flat earth doesn't have a South pole. He also doesn't understand that 90° is not a single location on a flat earth. It's only a single location on the globe. Will Duffy asked him to point out where 90° South is on a map, which of course Flatzoid couldn't answer and just kept deflecting.

In case Flatzoid reads the wiki. The sign of Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station shows Antarctica as the continent it is on the globe.

Flatzoid thinks that the icon of the Sun on a map is the actual position of the Sun!

While discussing The Final Experiment's observation of the Sun in Antarctica, Flatzoid referred to the Time and Date's map on their website for December 14, 2024, and said that since the Sun's icon was placed north of Antarctica on the map at local midnight, the participants of TFE were lying because they saw the Sun towards their South, as it should have been North of them. He thinks that the position of the Sun's icon on a map shows the Sun's actual position. This does not even make sense but apparently Flatzoid thinks that's how maps and the Sun work.