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[https://www.si.com/nfl/2013/01/29/strange-lab-lured-numerous-athletes Stickers] | [https://www.si.com/nfl/2013/01/29/strange-lab-lured-numerous-athletes Stickers] | ||
[https://rumble.com/v2n1nws-please-god-never-take-any-vaccines.-i-believe-they-are-bio-weapons..html?e9s=src_v1_upp_a Urine Quote Source Description] | |||
Revision as of 06:34, 3 September 2026
| Real name | Chris Key |
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| Main platform | YouTube, [https://rumble.com/user/VaccinePolice Rumble} |
| Papa flerf | Himself |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Incel? | Yes, more than VLAD |
| Drinks urine? | Yes (cures COVID) |
| Adopted by | |
| Teeth | a couple |
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Chris Key (not Christoper) is a mumbling nutjob from Alabama. He is also a huge conspiracy theorist, focusing on Vaccines, but earns his place here as he is a rambling flerf(check comments).
Flerfing
The single most complete picture you need of this guy, is he has Flat Earth Dave's phone number, and claimed he would call Dave immediately after chatting with Toon.
Grifting
He is involved in several SCAMS, namely Sparkling Stickers and IGF-1 via 8ightlabs.
He associates with Stew Peters, you do the math!
Urine Drinking
This clown claims drinking urine cures COVID, and here, and here.
"Please God never take any vaccines. I believe they are all bioweapons, especially the the covid-19 vaccine and the shingles vaccine. God gave you a immune system build it up and if you do it will fight off I believe any and all things. This is my morning routine."
"First thing I do every morning I get up I pee for 3 seconds into the toilet I collect the rest of it. I than drank 3 ounce of my urine and chase it with my cardio miracle. I than get in the tub and pour the rest of my urine over my body. I than go to the gym with urine still on my body and workout. After I work out I go to the ocean and get in God's bath tub. I than go home take a shower and take my glutathione and igf1 only from www.getigf1.com . I than take all my dr groups products only from www.airwaterhealing.com use coupon code vp or vaccinepolice. I than go to the office."
Vaccine Police
