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Bryce Mitchell is a redneck Flat Earther from a Trailer Park near you. He is a UFC fighter, and suffered arguably one of the best knockouts seen in the UFC. Hey Bryce, time for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWKdXfLMyno 'sleepy go Bye Bye'] | Bryce Mitchell is a redneck Flat Earther from a Trailer Park near you. He is a UFC fighter, and suffered arguably one of the best knockouts seen in the UFC. Hey Bryce, time for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWKdXfLMyno 'sleepy go Bye Bye'] | ||
He appeared the 2023 garbage production of 'Level with Me' by Knob Gobbler Productions. In it, he talks as if he got peanut butter on the roof of his mouth, claiming, with expert knowledge of course, that the [https://youtu.be/pXnWZ21l4ns?si=UHgoYCubSZ8lWrra&t=1190 ISS is a complete fraud], it's a complete hoax. He also uttered with more peanut butter that they use hair spray to make their hair float. He also goes on after pasting some more peanut butter in his mouth about how Satellites need a propulsion system | He appeared the 2023 garbage production of 'Level with Me' by Knob Gobbler Productions. In it, he talks as if he got peanut butter on the roof of his mouth, claiming, with expert knowledge of course, that the [https://youtu.be/pXnWZ21l4ns?si=UHgoYCubSZ8lWrra&t=1190 ISS is a complete fraud], it's a complete hoax. He also uttered with more peanut butter that they use hair spray to make their hair float. He also goes on after pasting some more peanut butter in his mouth about how Satellites need a propulsion system and how NASA owns 98% of all Helium. | ||
Makes a bold claim, with zero evidence, of course, that there is no proof of Satellites, but there is proof of things floating on balloons. | Makes a bold claim, with zero evidence, of course, that there is no proof of Satellites, but there is proof of things floating on balloons. | ||
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| Real name | Bryce Mitchell |
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| Alias(es) | Thug Nasty |
| Location on the globe | US |
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| Papa flerf | |
| Flerfzi? | |
| Religiflerf? | Darn Tootin |
| Drinks urine? | Yes |
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Bryce Mitchell is a redneck Flat Earther from a Trailer Park near you. He is a UFC fighter, and suffered arguably one of the best knockouts seen in the UFC. Hey Bryce, time for 'sleepy go Bye Bye'
He appeared the 2023 garbage production of 'Level with Me' by Knob Gobbler Productions. In it, he talks as if he got peanut butter on the roof of his mouth, claiming, with expert knowledge of course, that the ISS is a complete fraud, it's a complete hoax. He also uttered with more peanut butter that they use hair spray to make their hair float. He also goes on after pasting some more peanut butter in his mouth about how Satellites need a propulsion system and how NASA owns 98% of all Helium.
Makes a bold claim, with zero evidence, of course, that there is no proof of Satellites, but there is proof of things floating on balloons.
He claims Sir Isaac Newton invented Trigonometry.
Claims there is only proof of density buoyancy and electrostatics.
Goes on to say "I personally believe that the government is so evil that they're devising any type of plan that they can to manipulate people into one world government they call it the new world order one way that they could manipulate people is by destroying cities with missiles and lasers and all sorts of destructive bombs and then they could blame it on Aliens they could say that aliens are coming when really it's our own government."
