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Flatzoid

Real name	Keith Reynolds
Alias(es)	Flatzoid, Fkatzoid, Fitzoid, Kifazoid, Failzoid
Location on the globe	South Africa
Main platform	YouTube
Papa flerf	Nathan Oakley (prior to a flerf-on-flerf)
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	Yes
Incel?	not yet confirmed
Drinks urine?	Yes
Adopted by	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

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Known Accounts

Other Info

Keith Reynolds, known online as Flatzoid, is a South African flat Earth proponent.
He has engaged in debates with fellow flat Earther Nathan Oakley, leading to a "flerf-on-flerf" spat.
Flatzoid has been involved in the "Museum of Lies" series, addressing perceived misinformation in the flat Earth community.
He has been associated with the "Flatzoid's Kids" rumor, which he has helped start and perpetuate.

Statements

The Final Experiment

Flatzoid: I do think that they're being duped to think they're at Antarctica. I don't think Union Glacier is really at Antarctica. I think that's at a different location and it's placed as Antarctica.^[1]

Where is the South Pole?

Will Duffy: Where is the South Pole?
Flatzoid: It's a ceremonial Place.
Will Duffy: And where is it?
Flatzoid: At the ceremonial South Pole place, where they put the pole up. ^[2]

Lies

11 Frames

Flatzoid's most famous lie is him removing 11 frames in a video of a capsule splashdown. Reds Rhetoric made a video about that. ^[3]

Becoming Fkatzoid

During MCToon's livestream Flattys are Eating Their Own ^[4], Toon checked if Flatzoid had his email address on his channel. Flatzoid didn't and to hide it he quickly added his email address^[5], and was caught mistyping it as fkatzoid@gmail.com.^[6]

Bible says Earth is flat

Flatzoid had a bet with Shawn Hawkins about the bible saying that Earth is flat. ^[7]

For that Flatzoid brought up 2 Samuel 11:11 of two very obscure bibles.

The Matthew's Bible: And Vrias sayd vnto Dauid: the arck and Israel & Iuda dwell in pauilions: & my Lord Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye in tentes vpon the flat earthe: and shulde I then go into myne house, to eate and to dryncke & to lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and as sure as thy soule lyueth, I wyll not do that thyng.^[8]
The Great Bible: Urias answered Dauid. The arcke & Israel and Iuda dwell in pauylyons: and my Lorde Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye vpon the flatt erthe: and shall I then go into myne house, to eate, and to dryncke, and lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and by the lyfe of thy soule, I wyll not do thys thynge.^[9]

When looking through other translation it becomes obvious that that passage talks about an open area.^[10]

References

[1] 2:58:16, TFE Is not faking anything? by Flatzoids Perspective

[2] 5:15, Deceptive Duffy show up by Flatzoids Perspective

[3] Flat Earth Dishonesty - Spurs & Flatzoid FE by Reds Rhetoric

[4] Flattys are Eating Their Own by MCToon Live

[5] 4:54:12 Adding the email, Flattys are Eating Their Own by MCToon Live

[6] 7:27:01 Birth of Fkatzoid, Flattys are Eating Their Own by MCToon Live

[7] Shawn Owes me $100 by Flatzoids Perspective

[8] textusreceptusbibles Matthew's Bible 2 Samuel 11

[9] textusreceptusbibles Great Bible 2 Samuel 11

[10] Biblegateway 2 Samuel 11 in multiple translations

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 For that Flatzoid brought up 2 Samuel 11:11 of two very obscure bibles.
-* The Matthew's Bible: <q>And Vrias sayd vnto Dauid: the arck and Israel & Iuda dwell in pauilions: & my Lord Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye in tentes vpon the flat earthe: and shulde I then go into myne house, to eate and to dryncke & to lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and as sure as thy soule lyueth, I wyll not do that thyng.</q><ref>[https://textusreceptusbibles.com/Matthews/10/11 <q>Matthew's Bible 2 Samuel 11</q>]</ref>
+* The Matthew's Bible: <q>And Vrias sayd vnto Dauid: the arck and Israel & Iuda dwell in pauilions: & my Lord Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye in tentes vpon the flat earthe: and shulde I then go into myne house, to eate and to dryncke & to lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and as sure as thy soule lyueth, I wyll not do that thyng.</q><ref>[https://textusreceptusbibles.com/Matthews/10/11 <q>textusreceptusbibles Matthew's Bible 2 Samuel 11</q>]</ref>
-* The Great Bible: <q>Urias answered Dauid. The arcke & Israel and Iuda dwell in pauylyons: and my Lorde Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye vpon the flatt erthe: and shall I then go into myne house, to eate, and to dryncke, and lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and by the lyfe of thy soule, I wyll not do thys thynge.</q><ref>[https://textusreceptusbibles.com/Great/10/11 <q>Great Bible 2 Samuel 11</q>]</ref>
+* The Great Bible: <q>Urias answered Dauid. The arcke & Israel and Iuda dwell in pauylyons: and my Lorde Ioab and the seruauntes of my Lorde lye vpon the flatt erthe: and shall I then go into myne house, to eate, and to dryncke, and lye wyth my wyfe? By thy lyfe and by the lyfe of thy soule, I wyll not do thys thynge.</q><ref>[https://textusreceptusbibles.com/Great/10/11 <q>textusreceptusbibles Great Bible 2 Samuel 11</q>]</ref>
 When looking through other translation it becomes obvious that that passage talks about an open area.<ref>[https://www.biblegateway.com/verse/en/2%20Samuel%2011%3A11 <q>Biblegateway 2 Samuel 11 in multiple translations</q>]</ref>