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[[File:Earth 2002.png|right|100px|Oblate spheroid. Still round enough to ruin a Gleason map.]] | |||
'''Globers''' are people who noticed the Earth is a globe and somehow made an entire personality out of not being impressed by casserole-lid cosmology. | |||
The word was gifted to us by [[:Category:Flerfs|flerfs]], who needed a label for "normal" that still sounded like an insult. They also say '''globetard'''. We say '''thanks for the taxonomy'''. | |||
Globers do unfashionable things: cite primary sources, point cameras south and mean it, and occasionally ask where the ice wall is when the itinerary says McMurdo. They are disproportionately allergic to urine therapy, azimuthal equidistant fan fiction, and the claim that "perspective" eats freighters. | |||
This category is not a fan club. It is a suspect list of people who keep showing up with evidence while the other side keeps showing up with Discord. | |||
Member pages appear in the automatic list below. | |||
== References == | |||
[[Category:People]] | |||
Latest revision as of 01:14, 24 August 2026

Globers are people who noticed the Earth is a globe and somehow made an entire personality out of not being impressed by casserole-lid cosmology.
The word was gifted to us by flerfs, who needed a label for "normal" that still sounded like an insult. They also say globetard. We say thanks for the taxonomy.
Globers do unfashionable things: cite primary sources, point cameras south and mean it, and occasionally ask where the ice wall is when the itinerary says McMurdo. They are disproportionately allergic to urine therapy, azimuthal equidistant fan fiction, and the claim that "perspective" eats freighters.
This category is not a fan club. It is a suspect list of people who keep showing up with evidence while the other side keeps showing up with Discord.
Member pages appear in the automatic list below.
References
Pages in category "Globers"
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