Latest revision as of 11:23, 18 March 2025

RightTheHand (RTH)

Real name	Kristopher Zylinski
Main platform	Discord, Facebook, YouTube
Papa flerf	[Eric Dubay]
Flerfzi?	yes
Religiflerf?	No
Drinks urine?	not yet confirmed
Adopted By	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

RightTheHand (RTH)

RightTheHand (RTH), whose real name is Kris Zylinksi, is a flat-earther and conspiracy theorist, who thinks atoms do not exist, the ISS is a holographic projection, and that the only way one can do science is by conducting each and every experiment ever conducted by humans since the beginning of time.
Kris has a habit of running his mouth and getting himself in trouble. In 2018 in some online forums he was saying that no women should ever be taught to fight.

This led to his being challenged to an MMA fight against Tara LaRosa, a female MMS fighter. He lost.

Badly.

Multiple times.

On the bright side for Kris, it's the closest he's ever gotten to receiving a hug from a female.

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+= RightTheHand (RTH) =
+'''RightTheHand (RTH)''', whose real name is Kris Zylinksi, is a flat-earther and conspiracy theorist, who thinks atoms do not exist, the ISS is a holographic projection, and that the only way one can do science is by conducting each and every experiment ever conducted by humans since the beginning of time.
+<br>
+Kris has a habit of running his mouth and getting himself in trouble.  In 2018 in some online forums he was saying that no women should ever be taught to fight.<br>
+[[File:Kris_Z_Women_are_too_weak.png|200px|link=File:Kris_Z_Women_are_too_weak.png]]<br>
+[[File:Kris_Z_talking_about_teaching_women_to_fight.jpg|200px|link=File:Kris_Z_talking_about_teaching_women_to_fight.jpg]]<br>
+This led to his being challenged to an MMA fight against Tara LaRosa, a female MMS fighter.  He lost.<br>
+<br>
+Badly.<br>
+<br>
+Multiple times.<br>
+[[File:Kris_Z_getting_beat.png|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOtEzwWX9yg|Watch the loudmouth troll get beat down]]
+<br>
+On the bright side for Kris, it's the closest he's ever gotten to receiving a hug from a female.
+= Stupid Statements =
+[[File:Kris_Z_Heart_doesnt_pump_blood_from_Twitter.png]]<br>
+[[File:Kris_Z_Claim_about_BS_in_physics.jpg|512px]]<br>
+[[File:Kris_Z_Saying_Riley_is_the_mason_in_charge.png]]<br>
+[[File:Kris_Z_Math_is_symbols.png]]