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= Main Article =
Welcome to Flat Earth is a brand of toilet paper.  It's super harsh, doesn't clean well, and could potentially give a nasty paper cut.  Then, to make a long story short, it could get infected and you could die.  Then you would be up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it would be obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that you're wearing. He will tells you that they've got a dress code.

On the other hand the pages of the book are most appropriately covered with the stuff that toilet paper is meant to smear off.

It's also claimed to be a book written by [[John Stunja]] (QE) and [[Adam Meekin]]. Though, the primary author is obviously ChatGPT. The book is clearly and appropriately identified as a work of fiction. Yeah, we know.

[[File:Elder_Bear_background_on_book_and_leak.png|thumb|800px|[[Elder Bear]] is a flerf that is deep in the trenches of flerfdom.  He's got the inside deets.]]

It was first published in April, 2026 available on Amazon as a paperback book and on Kindle.  Almost immediately [[Down Direction|some]] [[Roger Ledwell|flerfs]] released a PDF version of the book.  Posting it around on Discord and YouTube.

Apparently these flerfs were angry at John Stunja and Adam Meekin because of the kerfuffle between them and [[Nathan Oakley]] regarding this book and Nathan's book, yet to be published.

'''Hey, someone should write an article on that hot flerf-on-flerf action.'''

It's unclear how much was written by QE and how much was written by Adam Meakin.  Often everything will be attributed to QE on this page.  Adam, if your little boy feelings are hurt, you can pound sand.

== Book Summary ==
The book claims to follow a fictional character named Betty Van Velsen.  Completely by coincidence, there is a real human named Betty Van Velsen that is a flerf, and follows QE and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST63uR2KILw debated] [[Reds Rhetoric]] in June 2017.

Betty is smitten by QE.  She fawns over him throughout the pages of this book.  For example:

{{Quote box
| quote  = In 2016, I first heard the dulcet tones of Quantum Eraser on Robert’s show, a voice I would
become both accustomed to and frustrated by. His presentations were calm, respectful,
and deeply reasoned, much like the serene, expansive tranquillity evoked by his avatar of
the Bolivian Salt Flats.
| author = Betty Van Velsen (actually QE)
| source = QE's themed toilet paper
| width  = 800px
| align  = center
}}

The fictionalized female clearly have the hots for QE.  But this was written by QE himself.  Does that count as masturbation?

The rest of the book is meh.

== Review by MCToon ==
I wish I had more hands to give more thumbs down.  The book is childishly wrong.  Some is clearly AI nonsense.

Sometimes the fictionalized character lapses into the crayon-esque text stylings of QE's usual word documents.  Randomly bolded and all caps text, weird punctuation scattered on the page, etc.  Being a paper book, the text is just black on white paper, but if QE has his way the text would be colorful as if a flerf ate too many crayons and vomited on the page.

Sometimes the QE styling is inside a quote from someone else.  It's traditional to add "emphasis mine" when doing that, but the editor missed that little thing.

I did a live review of chapters 1 & 2 here: https://youtube.com/live/vdslxqBur_8