Dick Wayne
| Real name | Richard Wayne Car |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | Canada |
| Main platform | |
| Papa flerf | |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Most Likely |
| Drinks urine? | Oh yaar, no, for sure eh! |
| Adopted By | |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
Not much to write about Dick. He is a self proclaimed O.G. Flerf since 2013 but has no concrete ideas on how the Flat Earth works [1].
Even though the Sun is always above the Earth scale makes the Sun go away [2].
Also limit of our eyes and since all optical devices are modeled on human eyes so all have the same flaws. Taking measurements is "eye balling" and "eye balling" is bad [3].
A few minutes later: Dick: Take it with your eyeballs [4].
Dick is famous for losing it when talking to MCToon, that he came out with the all time classic, "What do blind people see looking through a telescope".
Dick is a useless troll, and has been known to go from one live stream to another, to another, often, many in one day, spending hours upon hours buzzing around like a fly on a hot steamy turd.
Was so butthurt from the incredible Conspiracy Music Studios Production of Dick Wayne - Whatever Man, that it went overdrive on Youtube live chats, and ended up getting timed out on WhaKast and MCToon.
With very few places left to visit, he decided to troll the one and only, the most awesome, The Krunk Debunk Show today on Feb 15th 2026. He was called out, came on live and showed what an absolute wombat they are(yes, his poops are square, for sure eh!). He was subsequently kicked for being a complete Drongo. I mean, he is a bloody Galah.
During FTFE's recent Membership Drive Marathon, lil Dick Wayne came on for 3 1/2 hours. During this time he came up with classic's only Dick Wayne can, such as measuring the flatness of a puddle using a Theodolite, and flat earth is as strong as it has ever been.
Thanks dicky poo.
Known Accounts/Aliases
Dick Wayne operates several known aliases on YouTube
| Platform | Account | Status | Account Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| YouTube | DickWayne-b5z | Active; Primary Account | 21 Nov 2025 |
| YouTube | DickWayne-o5p | Active | 27 Jan 2026 |
| YouTube | DickWayne-i2e | Active | 9 Dec 2025 |
| YouTube | DickWayne9 | Active | 9 Dec 2025 |
| YouTube | Dikw5 | Active | 30 Mar 2026 |
| YouTube | Dikw4 | Active | 21 Jan 2026 |
| YouTube | Dikw3 | Active | 20 Jan 2026 |
| YouTube | Dikw2 | Active | 9 Dec 2025 |
unnoticeable appearances
They Scatter like Roaches
FTFE Membership Drive 4
FTFE Membership Drive 5