Dick Wayne
| Real name | |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | Canada |
| Main platform | |
| Papa flerf | |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Most Likely |
| Drinks urine? | Yeah Mate |
| Adopted By | |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
Not much to write about Dick. He is a self proclaimed O.G. Flerf since 2013 but has no concrete ideas on how the Flat Earth works [1].
Even though the Sun is always above the Earth scale makes the Sun go away [2].
Also limit of our eyes and since all optical devices are modeled on human eyes so all have the same flaws. Taking measurements is "eye balling" and "eye balling" is bad [3].
A few minutes later: Dick: Take it with your eyeballs [4].
Dick is famous for losing it when talking to MCToon, that he came out with the all time classic, "What do blind people see looking through a telescope".
Dick is a useless troll, and has been known to go from one live stream to another, to another, often, many in one day, spending hours upon hours buzzing around like a fly on a hot steamy turd.
Was so butthurt from the incredible Conspiracy Music Studios Production of Dick Wayne - Whatever Man, that it went overdrive on Youtube live chats, and ended up getting timed out on WhaKast and MCToon.
Known Accounts/Aliases
Dick Wayne operates several known aliases on YouTube
| Platform | Account | Status | Account Created | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| YouTube | DickWayne-b5z | Active; Primary Account | 21 Nov 2025 | YouTube | DickWayne-o5p | Active | 27 Jan 2026 |
| YouTube | DickWayne-i2e | Active | 9 Dec 2025 |