Simon Mav

Real name	Simon Mav
Location on the globe	Australia
Main platform	Facebook
Papa flerf	Nathan Oakley
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	Yes
Drinks urine?	Yes
Adopted By	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

General Info

Simon Mavropolous is a barely literate flerf from Australia. He is incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence. He can barely spell words longer than 4 letters correctly, and apparently his keyboard lacks punctuation keys. His primary means of communication is elementary school level insults. A long string of them.

Legend has it that Simon's parents are so ashamed of him that they faked their own death and moved to Switzerland where they sell wienerschnitzel. We are still waiting on conformation.

Typical Comments

Note the 3rd grade spelling, grammar, and level of discourse.

Violent Threats

Violence Against Women

In November 2025 Simon started making physical threats against a woman on Facebook.

Other Violent Threats

Hilarious Spelling and Grammar

Simon's 3rd grade spelling and gramar is constantly showcased whenever he types.

While trying to insult he compliments:

Aurophiliac: noun, a person with an extreme fondness, attraction, or obsession with gold, from Latin aurum meaning "gold," via the prefix "auro-".

Claims

Claim: earth is measured flat

Since Nathan Oakley is Simon's papa flerf he mindlessly parrots Oakley's claim "earth is measured flat". But of course Oakley never provided such measurements so Simon cannot produce them either. That doesn't stop Simon from spewing his indoctrination.

Meme as a citation

Simon cites a meme thinking it's a scientific citation. The meme he is citing is making claims about how celestial navigation is done. It is incorrect. There is no triangulation in celestial navigation. See Celestial Navigation: A Complete Home Study Course for a complete description of how celestial navigation is done using the globe.

Notable Appearances

Date	Venue	Participants	Link	Notes
Jul 24, 2024	MCToon’s YouTube	Conversation with a Typical Flatty	Facebook Messenger call recording	Simon, hangry because he ran our of Hot Pockets, called Toon on messenger. Simon got way triggered and spent 45 minutes shouting over Toon. Warning, Simon is exceedingly vile. Not safe for kids.
Mar 18, 2025	MCToon’s YouTube	MCToon and Simon	livestream recording	Toon sort of prank called Simon on his personal phone while livestreaming. Simon got way triggered and spent 30 minutes shouting over him.