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Mikey Smith

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Mikey Smith
Real name Michael Allen
Location on the globe Canada
Main platform YouTube
Papa flerf unknown
Flerfzi? not yet confirmed
Religiflerf? unknown
Drinks urine? not yet confirmed
Adopted By not adopted yet
Teeth slightly less than full set

Known Accounts

Lawsuit Against Canadian Space Agency

In 2025 Mikey attempted to sue the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for CA$ 80,000,000. The CSA responded and requested that it be thrown out and that Mikey get charged CA$ 1,260 for court costs.

Allegation of Sexual Assault

There is an allegation that Mikey Smith was once arrested for groping a 16- or 17-year-old, but received no conviction or sentencing.[1] It might be speculated that the lack of consequences was because of diminished responsibility due to mental illness.

Laser Safety Hazard

Mikey owns a seven watt, blue laser. The device is a class IV laser capable of causing eye damage by peering directly at the beam or looking at the laser dot off of a surface. He does not use standard laser protection equipment. He states on several streams that he shines his laser into the sky--in particular towards the moon at night. He does not appear to check for ADS-B traffic to ensure no air traffic is overhead. In one video, Mikey turns on the laser indoors without eye protection with his cat in the room. [2]

Other Info

  • He is the self appointed GOAT of flat Earth
  • Mikey Smith is a Canadian content creator who explores unconventional theories, including flat Earth perspectives.
  • His YouTube channel features a variety of content, such as personal observations, mirrored videos, and commentary on topics related to flat Earth theory and religious beliefs.
  • Notable videos include:
 * "NOT FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES"
 * "Firmament, Milky Way"
 * "Northern lights"
  • Smith has participated in discussions and interviews about flat Earth topics, such as "Flat Earth on Sundays With Guest Mikey Smith from CANADA."
  • His content often addresses debates surrounding scientific concepts, exemplified by the video "A Flat Earth Misunderstanding of Epic Proportions."
  • He recently filed a lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for posting "fake photos". He is asking for tens of millions of dollars or 1/3 of their annual budget.
  • His main thing are "photos" of stars through his 20x80 or 25x100 binoculars with an Android cell phone attached to one eyepiece. He believes that he is the only person on Earth or in history to correctly photograph stars. He ignores and even ridicules any thoughts of chromatic aberration.
  • He is probably best known for taking the temperature of the Sun with a laser thermometer.
  • He thinks his high power blue laser reaches the Moon, which he believes is only a few miles away
  • He has decorated his car with decals, magnetic signs and a billboard on top. He does live streams of him driving around and parking where large numbers of people will be to try to get attention.
  • He does experiments, which are always awful, but somehow "proves" his idiotic ideas
  • He seems obsessed with wiping other peoples' asses
  • He thinks he has photos of the firmament and can prove it in court, 100%

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