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List of Excuses Known to be offered to explain bottom up obstruction

1) Perspective

2) Angle of attack

3) Optical slant

4) Aires diffraction

5) Zone of invisibility

6) Circle of confusion

7) Aether band

8) Dirty air

9) Compression/Apparent vertical contraction (Stooping)

10) Sinking (Reverse refraction)

11) Convergence

12) Melting/merging /blending

13) "They just do"

14) Tidal bores

15) Foreshortening

16) Waves

17) Water swells

18) Atmospheric lensing

19) Bendy light

20) Angular resolution

21) Collimation

22) Diffraction limit

23) Non Uniform Density Transition Zone (NUDTZ)

24) Curvilinear perspective

25) Curved eye balls

26) 3d Model plane clipping

27) Rotational foreshortening

28) Perspective compression of the device/lens/zoom

29) Diminishing properties

30) Personal atmospheric domes/horizons

31) Mirroring

32) Water ramps

33) Cone vision

34) Opaque moisture deck

35) Crowded light rays

36) Bessel functions

37) Fake waves

38) F-stop/aperture

39) Atmospheric blocking

39) Spherical bulge

40) Inferior mirage

41) Atmospheric eclipsing

42) Fractal looming

43) Baratropic tides

44) Rip tides

45) Illusion created by Satan to discredit the Bible

46) Rayleigh criterion

47) Limited field of view

48) Photoshop/CGI

49) Ray line erosion

50) Aires lines

51) Damp air inversion

52) Rising eye level

53) Diminishing visibility level

54) Thick blue lines of Fata Bromosa

55) Fresnel zone

56) Nuh uh

57) Data/information overload

58) Advection fog

59) Fata Morgana

60) Shift foreshortening

61) Artificial bulging

62) Apparent rise of the floor

63) Atmospheric perspective

64) Angle of incidence

65) Shoaling

66) Swell height

67) Perception

68) Partially portioned magnified angular size of objects

69) God is tricking us

70) Obstruction rate

71) Concealment rate

72) Angular perspective

73) Light beams narrowing below eye level

74) Flat plane horizon blockage

75) Surface limit horizon

76) Opacity of the atmosphere

77) Natural phenomena with no current explanation

78) Not enough room to work with at bottom of object

79) Light ray interference caused by flat plane

80) Diminishing spectral frequency proportional to projected planar perception

81) Pixular compaction

82) Specular reflection

83) Illusional perspective

84) Distance diminution

85) Vanishing point eclipsing

86) Atmospheric attenuation

87) Perspective wells

88) Context distortions

89) Troughs

90) Linear aspect drop

91) Water droplet magnification

92) Relative Temperature Disequilibrium

93) Multilayered atmospheric water walls

94) Tenuation

95) aperture limitation

96) Egocentric distance

97) Rising optical plane

98) Atmospheric depth of opacity

99) Isoeccentric locations

100) Azimuthal grid of observability/vision