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Lady Jessica

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Lady Jessica
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Real name Kellie McMahon
Alias(es) Crypt Keeper
Woody from Toy Story
Main platform TikTok
Location on the globe Australia
Papa flerf unknown
Flerfzi? likely
Religiflerf? no
Incel? Not yet confirmed
Drinks urine? likely
Adopted by Not adopted yet
Teeth Slightly less than full set
This person is a
V • T • E

Lady Jessica is an insufferable flat earther known for bizarre comment section and on panel behavior. She is sometimes called Woody from Toy Story, because she repeats a predetermined set of phrases whether or not those phrases make any logical sense.

Known accounts

Behaviors

Debate

Comment Section

Lady Jessica is known for spouting many of the same misspelled phrases over and over again in comment section. Her comments often make little sense, or are far too late for the conversation.

Hypocrisy

Lady Jessica enjoys calling people predators without evidence, despite her and Stone (lithos) paneling with a 13-year old and talking to him about flat Earth.