Bryce Mitchell
| Real name | Bryce Mitchell |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Thug Nasty Bwyce go Sleepy Bye Bye |
| Location on the globe | US |
| Main platform |  Instagram |
| Papa flerf | unknown |
| Flerfzi? | "I honestly think Hitler was a good guy"[1] |
| Religiflerf? | Darn Tootin |
| Incel? | not yet confirmed |
| Drinks urine? | Yes |
| Adopted by | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | on his necklace |
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Bryce Mitchell is a redneck flat earther from a trailer park near you. He is a UFC fighter, and suffered arguably one of the best knockouts seen in the UFC. Hey Bwyce, time for 'sleepy go Bye Bye'
I gotta go get me sum of them's Camo shorts
Bwyce's top 5 moments in life
Level documentary
He appeared the 2023 garbage production of Level with Me by Knob Gobbler Productions. In it, he talks as if he got peanut butter on the roof of his mouth, claiming, with expert knowledge of course, that the ISS is a complete fraud, it's a complete hoax. He also uttered with more peanut butter that they use hair spray to make their hair float. He also goes on after pasting some more peanut butter in his mouth about how Satellites need a propulsion system and how NASA owns 98% of all Helium.
Claims and arguments
- Makes a bold claim, with zero evidence, of course, that there is no proof of Satellites, but there is proof of things floating on balloons.
- He claims Sir Isaac Newton invented Trigonometry.
- Claims there is only proof of density, buoyancy and electrostatics.
Goes on to say
I personally believe that the government is so evil that they're devising any type of plan that they can to manipulate people into one world government they call it the new world order one way that they could manipulate people is by destroying cities with missiles and lasers and all sorts of destructive bombs and then they could blame it on Aliens they could say that aliens are coming when really it's our own government.[2]
Inbreeding anyone...
Sun and Moon visible together
Flat earthers generally cannot comprehend 3D space, leading to confusion as to how the Sun and Moon can be visible together in the daytime. Mitchell is no exception, posting a video to his Instagram in September 2026 where he attempts to show a "proof of flat Earth". He says,
If the whole Moon is visible, and the whole Sun is visible, then why is the Moon not totally illuminated, why does it have a flat line through it? You cannot debunk that you globe earthers. You need to accept that moon is a luminary and something very strange is happening with it for it to have a flat shadow. If it was a reflection of the sun's light... then the whole moon would be circular, it would be a full moon.[3]
Anyone with 2 or more neurons than Mitchell understands that the Moon is only full when it is on the opposite side of Earth to the Sun, and thus a full moon is not visible in the daytime. The last quarter phase he sees is exactly what the globe predicts.