Flat Earth Reconnaissance
Flat Earth Reconnaissance
| Real name | Sam Abucaya |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Flat Earth Reconnaissance you know |
| Location on the globe | Israel |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | Mikey Smith; formerly DIRTH before Sam backstabbed him. |
| Flerfzi? | No, he is a semite |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | never been falsified |
| Adopted By | MxXxD |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
You know, Sam Abucaya, known online as Flat Earth Reconnaissance is an idiot, you know.
Early in Sam's career, he tried to assist DIRTh by doing recon on MCToon, then reporting to DIRTh the super woke evidence he garnered. He didn't garner any but still reported to DIRTh. However, the report wasn't accompanied by money so DIRTh didn't care. This hurt Sammy in the feelz.
This became the foundation for Sam to eventually stab DIRTh in the back. Sam did a 2 part exposé on DIRTh:
Sam has been clocked at 8 to 15 Ykpm (You knows per minute). He is also a master of explaining with hand gestures.
Sam and Mikey Smith share the delusion that they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars.
Bald
Sam is not bald, proof:[1]
