Elder Bear

Real name	Unknwon, but probably some awesome British name like Humphrey Sebastian Charles Worthington-Smythe
Location on the globe	UK
Main platform	Discord
Papa flerf	Paul Bevan
Flerfzi?	Unknown
Religiflerf?	Unknown
Drinks urine?	Not yet confirmed
Adopted By	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

Elderbear is a flat earther. This is because he appears to believe that all parallels are horizontal. When he is asked "Are all horizontals parallel?" he refuses to answer because he knows this will cause him to fall under the definition of flat earther. If he does not think all horizontals are parallel, he would be very happy to declare they are not.

Proof that Elderbear is a flerf: