Lord Jamar
| Real name | Lorenzo Dechalus |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Lord Jamar Not a Lord[note 1] |
| Location on the globe | United States |
| Main platform |  YouTube |
| Papa flerf | David Weiss |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Incel? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | From Sean Hibbeler's mouth |
| Adopted by | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | Some |
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"Not a Lord" Jamar is a former rapper who had 1 average song, that's it.
In typical flerf fashion, having nothing in life, he was drawn to flat Earth. He sat down in the morning, checked out Eric Douchebag's 200 proofs, watched a Dave Weiss video or two, and by lunch was an expert in flat Earth.
Godfrey's podcast scandal
Jamar went on the In Godfrey We Trust Podcast[link 1] on Oct 8, 2024.[link 2] and proclaimed to the world he was smart because he was now a flerf. He then starting spitting Eric Dubay and Dave Weiss garbage. Yep, he smort. He challenged Neil deGrasse Tyson to a debate.
Jamar is then famous for going onto Godfrey's Podcast a few months later and getting absolutely destroyed by Professor Dave Explains.[link 3]
Jamar was humiliated so badly he rage quit, threatening Godfrey to drop Dave or he would bail. Godfrey obliged Jamar's request and that was the end of the show, but just the beginning of the saga.
The aftermath
Jamar's butt was so hurt that his performance was so crushing to his fragile snowflake ego, that he demanded Godfrey to remove the video from publication, in order to hide his complete and utter uselessness. Professor Dave expected this to happen, so he recorded it, and posted for all to enjoy.
Jamar then accused Dante Nero of drugging his water bottle, causing his "poor showing". He threatened legal action against Godfrey and Dante.
Godfrey invited Professor Dave to come back on his show again to discuss these events.[link 4] It was a good laugh for all.
Jamar, not liking how he was so publicly humiliated, and with his tiny ego in tatters, he invited Sean Knobbeler & Dave Lies to join him, so they could all have a cry together, and pat each other on the back at how smort they are. Pathetic.[link 5]
Going back on his word, WORD!
Jamar, being such a snowflake princess, was like a deer in the headlights, was so confused, he appeared on VladTV just so he could dribble like a toddler his flerf views. Why is this relevant.
He had made it very clear he would never return to this channel due to a very public fallout between the two. It had been 5 years since Jamar boycotted VladTV, but there he was, back again, multiple times.
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Notes
- ↑ A reference to calling Professor Dave "not a professor Dave"