Template:Infobox glober

Infobox glober

Glober — believes in gravity, not vibes

Real name	on the birth certificate, not the Discord
Location	on the globe, regrettably sharing it with flerfs
Flerf(s) adopted	none yet — the orphanage is overcrowded
Teeth	full set; clenched during “just asking questions”
Drinks urine?	No. Strong coffee.
NASA salary	direct deposit pending since 1958

Member of Category:Globers — drinks coffee, not urine.

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