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[[File:Clightning image noise.png|thumb|clightning@300mi thinks | [[File:Clightning image noise.png|thumb|clightning@300mi thinks image noise is something you can hear]] | ||
Clightning doesn't think [[Wikipedia:Image noise|image noise]] is a real thing, asserting that it is "worse BS than landing on the moon", and that "noise is audible". | Clightning doesn't think [[Wikipedia:Image noise|image noise]] is a real thing, asserting that it is "worse BS than landing on the moon", and that "noise is audible". | ||
Latest revision as of 22:08, 27 June 2026
Clightning@300mi
| Real name | unknown |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | clightning@300mi |
| Location on the globe | Canada |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | Mikey Smith |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | unknown |
| Drinks urine? | not yet confirmed |
| Adopted by | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
clightning@300mi ("see lightning at 300 miles") is Mikey Smith's biggest fan.
Known accounts
Derp
Attempt to measure the temperature of the Sun with an infrared thermometer
Just like Mikey, he attempted to measure the temperature of the Sun with an infrared thermometer. He measured a temperature of 216 degrees Celsius, which is cooler than most people's oven.[1]
Image noise isn't real

Clightning doesn't think image noise is a real thing, asserting that it is "worse BS than landing on the moon", and that "noise is audible".