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Sam is not bald ,you know:<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeUghrCE5M <q>Sam (@flatearthreconnaissance) isn't bald and demonstrates it.</q> by Yerba Mate Talks]</ref><br> | Sam is not bald, you know:<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeUghrCE5M <q>Sam (@flatearthreconnaissance) isn't bald and demonstrates it.</q> by Yerba Mate Talks]</ref><br> | ||
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Revision as of 11:08, 24 June 2026
| Real name | Sam Abucaya |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Flat Earth Reconnaissance You Know |
| Location on the globe | Israel |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | Mikey Smith; formerly DIRTH before Sam backstabbed him. |
| Flerfzi? | No, he is a semite |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | Never been falsified |
| Adopted by | MxXxD |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
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Sam "You Know" Abucaya, known online as Flat Earth Reconnaissance is an idiot, you know.
You know, early in Sam's career, he tried to assist DIRTh by doing recon on MCToon, then reporting to DIRTh the super woke evidence he garnered. He didn't garner any but still, you know, reported to DIRTh. However, the report wasn't accompanied by money so DIRTh didn't care. This hurt Sammy in the feelz.
This became the foundation, you know, for Sam to eventually stab DIRTh in the back. Sam did a 2 part exposé on DIRTh:
Sam has been clocked at 8 to 15 Ykpm (You knows per minute). He is also a master of explaining with, you know, hand gestures.
Sam and Mikey Smith share the delusion that, you know, they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars.
Known accounts
Bald
Sam is not bald, you know:[1]
"You know" count
| Video | You knows |
|---|---|
| Clash of the Titans, May 29 | 249 (up until Toon & Creaky left) |
| Live with Restream, May 07 | 428 |
| Live with Restream, April 30 | 217 |
| Enemies of Israel - Part 1 | 305 |
| New Evidence of a solid dark matter right behind the stars | 85 |
| Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 3 | 67 |
| Flat Earth's next level: The solid Skies - part 2 | 67 |
| Flat Earth's next level: the Solid Skies! | 255 |
| Flat Earth Israel - Torah on Flat Earth and latest footage of flux stars from Israel | 271 |
| New Discoveries about the Shapes and positions of the Stars on the Firmament! | 255 |
| IronWork92000 Podcast about the Flux stars | 75 |
Wales is in England
Up until May 2026, Sam believed that Wales is a city in England. He was informed that Wales is not in England and is actually an independent country in a live-streamed discussion with MCToon and Creaky Blinder, after he kept insisting that Creaky was English:
Creaky: I'm not English, I do not live in England!
Sam: Okay so you [know], where do you live in, Wales? Are you Welsh?
Creaky: Yes.
Sam: You're Welsh?
Creaky: Yes.
Sam: Its like me saying, you know, I'm not from France, I'm from Paris, you know.
MCToon: No, its a different country![2]
Please note the "you knows" have not been exaggerated.
References
- ↑
Sam (@flatearthreconnaissance) isn't bald and demonstrates it.
by Yerba Mate Talks - ↑ livestream at 1:58:31—the point at which Sam brings up Creaky's "English" accent.