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==Loser==
==Loser==
Homeless Hakim [https://www.ocregister.com/2012/09/27/fullerton-council-candidates-take-on-issues-at-forum/ ran for Council] in his home town of Fullerton California in 2012. Needless to say, nobody liked him even before back then, and he did not get elected, as all LOSERS do, he LOST, which explains why he became a Flat Earth believer.
Homeless Hakim [https://www.ocregister.com/2012/09/27/fullerton-council-candidates-take-on-issues-at-forum/ ran for Council] in his home town of Fullerton California in 2012. Needless to say, nobody liked him even back then, and he did not get elected, as all LOSERS do, he LOST, which explains why he became a Flat Earth believer.


Whackoff Whakim debated Destiny and got [https://youtu.be/HS3aH-1U3aM?si=diI4H5l8lTp7Ddul&t=703 absolutely destroyed.]
Whackoff Whakim debated Destiny and got [https://youtu.be/HS3aH-1U3aM?si=diI4H5l8lTp7Ddul&t=703 absolutely destroyed.]

Revision as of 06:40, 31 May 2026

Matthew Hakim
Real name Matthew Hakim
Alias(es) Matthew Whakim
Bully Whakim
Almas
Bigfoot
Californian Yeti
Fouke Monster
Fullerton's Sasquatch
Momo
Nguoi Rung
Ohio Grassman
Orange Pendek
Skunk Ape
Yowie
Yeren
Whakim the Hutt
(Brother to St. Plagiare)
Door Matt Whakim
Jackass Fharkim
Homeless Hakim
Mushbro Farkim
Whackoff Whakim
Location on the globe US
Main platform YouTube
Papa flerf unknown
Flerfzi? not yet confirmed
Religiflerf? Yes
Drinks urine? not yet confirmed
Adopted By not adopted yet
Teeth Hutts do not have teeth

Matthew "No friends" Whakim is a vile, piece of garbage, wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, human filth scumbag.

Is famous for "proving" the Earth is flat by placing some string/yarn on his TV, and saying "there, flat"

Known Accounts

Other Info

  • Matthew Hakim is a proponent of the flat Earth theory, sharing content that questions the established understanding of Earth's shape.
  • He has participated in debates discussing flat Earth topics, including a debate with FTFE.
  • Hakim has also appeared in discussions about Tartaria, such as "Live Stream #17 TARTARIA With Guest Matthew Hakim."
  • Repeated the “Kid in a basement” rumor, which get him kicked off MDD.
  • Is Potato Head Dave Liess favorite Hypertrichosis flerf.
  • Is related to Julia Pastrana

Virtue signalling

While debating Planet Peterson on MDD in April 2025, Whakim spewed an ironic, hypocritical, virtue-signalling, (probably AI-generated) rant in his opening presentation:

The flat Earth community is not driven by resentment or aggression. Rather, it is a constructive movement of a community of individuals who question inherited dogmas and rely on firsthand observations, scripture, and reason. We are motivated by the desire to understand the world in a way that aligns with both visible reality and the metaphysical order revealed in the Bible. Flat Earthers gather not to mock others but to explore. Explore ideas we find meaningful. We discover old truths and build new frameworks. Our pursuit is positive, creative, and in many cases deeply spiritual. We have a model, we have reasons, and we have direction.[1]

As the rest of this article shows, Hakim is describing precisely the opposite of itself.

Cowardice

Matthew gets offered a free trip to Punta Arenas, immediately backs out.

Live chats

May 22, 2026: MDD: MCToon vs Soli(You are a Bully Whakim)

Ableism

In a "debate" with MCToon and Creaky Blinder, Hakim allowed his mouth to make the following sounds:

You know what I noticed? They all have glasses, too. A lot of the glober trolls like this, they all have poor vision... You can't even see 100 yards away, and they're trying to tell us the Earth is a ball... You've got a lot of issues, "McToon", thats stopping you from seeing reality.[2]

Hakim is so dumb, he thinks that poor vision has something to do with evaluating the shape of the Earth. He is so desperately void of flat Earth evidence, he will try and make a point out of anything that comes to his mind, which is almost always some kind of pathetic insult. MCToon promptly informed Hakim that he is farsighted, making Hakim's "point" completely invalid. He doesn't have the comprehension skills to understand what this means, though.

Loser

Homeless Hakim ran for Council in his home town of Fullerton California in 2012. Needless to say, nobody liked him even back then, and he did not get elected, as all LOSERS do, he LOST, which explains why he became a Flat Earth believer.

Whackoff Whakim debated Destiny and got absolutely destroyed.

NSFW

Bully Whakim was spotted in the wild, some photo's below. NSFW (or anywhere for that matter). Some things you just cannot unsee.


You were warned.

References