Revision as of 22:42, 28 April 2026

Chemtrails are a baseless conspiracy theory that is almost a required belief for flat earthers. They claim that the contrails you see behind airplanes are not condensed water, but instead chemicals. What chemicals? Why are they spraying them? How can they spray them while keeping themselves safe? Well, you ask such difficult questions. So answers will be forthcoming.

The general approach is to point at contrails and declare that they are really spraying them today. This didn't happen whey this commentator was a kid. It must be part of the Satanic, Masonic, Jesuit, Zionist New World Order. Because reasons.

Claims

Something something, this supports our claims

Flights During COVID

Some chem-flerfs claim that the global number of flights went down 80% during the early days of COVID but that the *trails only went down 20%.

US Flights down 20%

Chinese flights down 80%

https://www.icao.int/Newsroom/Pages/Economic-impact-estimates-due-to-COVID-19-travel-bans.aspx

Videos of contrails

Here we see chem-flerfs showing videos of the sky making the claim but not providing any evidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTFN15xw19U&ab_channel=TheGatheringw%2FStacyB

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-Chemtrails are a baseless conspiracy theory that is almost a required belief for flat earthers.  They claim that the contrails you see behind airplanes are not condensed water, but instead chemicals.  What chemicals?  Why are [[they]] spraying them?  How can [[they]] spray them while keeping themselves safe?  Well, you ask such difficult questions.  So answers will be forthcoming.<br>
+Chemtrails are a baseless conspiracy theory that is almost a required belief for flat earthers.  They claim that the contrails you see behind airplanes are not condensed water, but instead chemicals.  What chemicals?  Why are [[Them|they]] spraying them?  How can [[Them|they]] spray them while keeping themselves safe?  Well, you ask such difficult questions.  So answers will be forthcoming.<br>
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-The general approach is to point at contrails and declare that [[they]] are really spraying them today.  This didn't happen whey this commentator was a kid.  It must be part of the Satanic, Masonic, Jesuit, Zionist New World Order.  Because reasons.
+The general approach is to point at contrails and declare that [[Them|they]] are really spraying them today.  This didn't happen whey this commentator was a kid.  It must be part of the Satanic, Masonic, Jesuit, Zionist New World Order.  Because reasons.
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