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Elderbear is a flat earther. This is because he appears to believe that all parallels are horizontal. When he is asked "Are all horizontals parallel?" he refuses to answer because he knows this will cause him to fall under the definition of flat earther. If he does not think all horizontals are parallel, he would be very happy to declare they are not. | Elderbear is a flat earther. This is because he appears to believe that all parallels are horizontal. When he is asked "Are all horizontals parallel?" he refuses to answer because he knows this will cause him to fall under the definition of flat earther. If he does not think all horizontals are parallel, he would be very happy to declare they are not. | ||
Proof that Elderbear is a flerf: | |||
[file:Elder_Bear_is_flerf_proof_1.jpeg] | |||
Revision as of 09:35, 31 March 2026
Elder Bear
| Real name | Unknwon, but probably some awesome British name like Humphrey Sebastian Charles Worthington-Smythe |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | UK |
| Main platform | Discord |
| Papa flerf | Paul Bevan |
| Flerfzi? | Unknown |
| Religiflerf? | Unknown |
| Drinks urine? | Not yet confirmed |
| Adopted By | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
Elderbear is a flat earther. This is because he appears to believe that all parallels are horizontal. When he is asked "Are all horizontals parallel?" he refuses to answer because he knows this will cause him to fall under the definition of flat earther. If he does not think all horizontals are parallel, he would be very happy to declare they are not.
Proof that Elderbear is a flerf: [file:Elder_Bear_is_flerf_proof_1.jpeg]