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== Claim: earth is measured flat == | == Claim: earth is measured flat == | ||
Since [Nathan Oakley] is Simon's papa flerf he mindlessly parrots Oakley's claim "earth is measured flat". But of course Oakley never provided such measurements so Simon cannot produce them either. That doesn't stop Simon from spewing his indoctrination. | Since [[Nathan Oakley]] is Simon's papa flerf he mindlessly parrots Oakley's claim "earth is measured flat". But of course Oakley never provided such measurements so Simon cannot produce them either. That doesn't stop Simon from spewing his indoctrination. | ||
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Simon cites a meme thinking it's a scientific citation. The meme he is citing is making claims about how celestial navigation is done. It is incorrect. There is no triangulation in celestial navigation. See [https://a.co/d/6hI6U8A Celestial Navigation: A Complete Home Study Course] for a complete description of how celestial navigation is done using the globe. | |||
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Revision as of 14:31, 10 November 2025
| Real name | Simon Mav |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | Australia |
| Main platform | |
| Papa flerf | Nathan Oakley |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | Yes |
| Adopted By | not adopted yet |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
General Info
Simon Mavropolous is a barely literate flerf from Australia. He is incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence. He can barely spell words longer than 4 letters correctly, and apparently his keyboard lacks punctuation keys. His primary means of communication is elementary school level insults. A long string of them.
Legend has it that Simon's parents are so ashamed of him that they faked their own death and moved to Switzerland where they sell wienerschnitzel. We are still waiting on conformation.
Typical Comments
Note the 3rd grade spelling, grammar, and level of discourse.
Violent Threats
Violence Against Women
In November 2025 Simon started making physical threats against a woman on Facebook.
Other Violent Threats
Hilarious Spelling and Grammar
Simon's 3rd grade spelling and gramar is constantly showcased whenever he types.
While trying to insult he compliments:
Aurophiliac: noun, a person with an extreme fondness, attraction, or obsession with gold, from Latin aurum meaning "gold," via the prefix "auro-".
Claims
Claim: earth is measured flat
Since Nathan Oakley is Simon's papa flerf he mindlessly parrots Oakley's claim "earth is measured flat". But of course Oakley never provided such measurements so Simon cannot produce them either. That doesn't stop Simon from spewing his indoctrination.
Meme as a citation
Simon cites a meme thinking it's a scientific citation. The meme he is citing is making claims about how celestial navigation is done. It is incorrect. There is no triangulation in celestial navigation. See Celestial Navigation: A Complete Home Study Course for a complete description of how celestial navigation is done using the globe.
Notable Appearances
| Date | Venue | Participants | Link | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 24, 2024 | MCToon’s YouTube | Conversation with a Typical Flatty | Facebook Messenger call recording | Simon, hangry because he ran our of Hot Pockets, called Toon on messenger. Simon got way triggered and spent 45 minutes shouting over Toon. Warning, Simon is exceedingly vile. Not safe for kids. |
| Mar 18, 2025 | MCToon’s YouTube | MCToon and Simon | livestream recording | Toon sort of prank called Simon on his personal phone while livestreaming. Simon got way triggered and spent 30 minutes shouting over him. |