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<div class="wikitable" style="width:20em;margin:0 0 1em 1em;float:right;"> | <div class="wikitable" style="width:20em;margin:0 0 1em 1em;float:right;"> | ||
<div style="padding:0.5em"> | <div style="padding:0.5em"> | ||
<div class="center" style="background-color:#CEE6F2;font-size:125%;font-weight:bold;margin-top:0;">{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}</div> | <div class="center" style="background-color:#CEE6F2;font-size:125%;font-weight:bold;margin-top:0;">{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}</div> | ||
<div class="center" style="font-size:85%;color:#336;margin-top:0.15em;">''[[:Category:Globers|Glober]] — believes in gravity, not vibes''</div> | <div class="center" style="font-size:85%;color:#336;margin-top:0.15em;">''[[:Category:Globers|Glober]] — believes in gravity, not vibes''</div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
{{#if:{{image|}}| | {{#if:{{{image|}}}| | ||
<div class="infobox-image" style="padding:0 0.5em;">[[{{image}}|x256px|center]] | <div class="infobox-image" style="padding:0 0.5em;">[[{{{image}}}|x256px|center]] | ||
{{#if:{{caption|}}| | {{#if:{{{caption|}}}| | ||
<div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align:center">{{caption}}</div> | <div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align:center">{{{caption}}}</div> | ||
}} | }} | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Real name</th> | <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Real name</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{real_name|''on the birth certificate, not the Discord''}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{real_name|''on the birth certificate, not the Discord''}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
{{#if:{{other_names|}}| | {{#if:{{{other_names|}}}| | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Other names</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Other names</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{other_names}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{other_names}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
}} | }} | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Location</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Location</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{location|''on the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[:Category:Flerfs|flerfs]]''}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{location|''on the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[:Category:Flerfs|flerfs]]''}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
{{#if:{{accounts|}}| | {{#if:{{{accounts|}}}| | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Accounts</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Accounts</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{accounts}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{accounts}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{#if:{{known_for|}}| | {{#if:{{{known_for|}}}| | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Known for</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Known for</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{known_for}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{known_for}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{#if:{{profession|}}| | {{#if:{{{profession|}}}| | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Profession</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Profession</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{profession}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{profession}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
}} | }} | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Flerf(s) adopted</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Flerf(s) adopted</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{adopted|''none yet — the orphanage is overcrowded''}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{adopted|''none yet — the orphanage is overcrowded''}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Teeth</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Teeth</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{teeth|''full set; clenched during “just asking questions”''}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{teeth|''full set; clenched during “just asking questions”''}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">Drinks urine?</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">Drinks urine?</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{drinks_urine|''No. Strong coffee.''}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{drinks_urine|''No. Strong coffee.''}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th style="vertical-align:top;">NASA salary</th> | <th style="vertical-align:top;">NASA salary</th> | ||
<td style="vertical-align:top;">{{salary|''direct deposit pending since 1958''}}</td> | <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{salary|''direct deposit pending since 1958''}}}</td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
</table> | </table> | ||
Revision as of 01:05, 24 August 2026
Infobox glober
Glober — believes in gravity, not vibes
| Real name | on the birth certificate, not the Discord |
|---|---|
| Location | on the globe, regrettably sharing it with flerfs |
| Flerf(s) adopted | none yet — the orphanage is overcrowded |
| Teeth | full set; clenched during “just asking questions” |
| Drinks urine? | No. Strong coffee. |
| NASA salary | direct deposit pending since 1958 |
Member of Category:Globers — drinks coffee, not urine.