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Snarky glober infobox: defaults, urine/coffee, NASA salary, footer badge
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<div class="center" style="background-color:#CEE6F2;font-size:125%;font-weight:bold;margin-top:0;">{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}</div>
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<div class="center" style="font-size:85%;color:#336;margin-top:0.15em;">''[[:Category:Globers|Glober]] — believes in gravity, not vibes''</div>
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<div class="infobox-image" style="padding:0 0.5em;">[[{{{image}}}|x256px|center]]
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<div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align: center">{{{caption}}}</div>
<div class="infobox-caption" style="text-align:center">{{caption}}</div>
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     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Real name</th>
     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Real name</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{real_name}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{real_name|''on the birth certificate, not the Discord''}}</td>
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{{#if:{{other_names|}}|
{{#if:{{{other_names|}}}|
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     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Other names</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Other names</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{other_names}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{other_names}}</td>
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}}
}}
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<tr>
     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Location</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Location</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{location|''on the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[flerfs]]''}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{location|''on the globe, regrettably sharing it with [[:Category:Flerfs|flerfs]]''}}</td>
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{{#if:{{{accounts|}}}|
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<tr>
     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Accounts</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Accounts</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{accounts}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{accounts}}</td>
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{{#if:{{{known_for|}}}|
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     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Known for</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Known for</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{known_for}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{known_for}}</td>
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{{#if:{{{profession|}}}|
{{#if:{{profession|}}|
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     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Profession</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Profession</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{profession}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{profession}}</td>
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     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Flerf(s) adopted</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Flerf(s) adopted</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{adopted}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{adopted|''none yet — the orphanage is overcrowded''}}</td>
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    <th style="vertical-align:top;">Teeth</th>
    <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{teeth|''full set; clenched during “just asking questions”''}}</td>
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{{#if:{{{teeth|}}}|
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     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">Teeth</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">Drinks urine?</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{teeth}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{drinks_urine|''No. Strong coffee.''}}</td>
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{{#if:{{{salary|}}}|
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<tr>
     <th style="width:38%;vertical-align:top;">NASA salary</th>
     <th style="vertical-align:top;">NASA salary</th>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{{salary}}}</td>
     <td style="vertical-align:top;">{{salary|''direct deposit pending since 1958''}}</td>
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<div style="text-align:center;">[[File:Earth 2002.png|55px|link=[[:Category:Globers]]]]</div>
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[[File:Earth 2002.png|55px|link=[[:Category:Globers]]]]
<div style="font-size:85%;margin-top:0.25em;">''Member of [[:Category:Globers]] — drinks coffee, not urine.''</div>
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<div style="text-align:right;font-size:50%;padding-right:0.5em;">[[Template:Infobox glober|template page]]</div>
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Revision as of 01:05, 24 August 2026

Glober — believes in gravity, not vibes
[[Template:Image|x256px|center]]
Real name Template:Real name
Other names Template:Other names
Location Template:Location
Accounts Template:Accounts
Known for Template:Known for
Profession Template:Profession
Flerf(s) adopted Template:Adopted
Teeth Template:Teeth
Drinks urine? Template:Drinks urine
NASA salary Template:Salary

Member of Category:Globers — drinks coffee, not urine.