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Sam and Mikey share the delusion they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars. | Sam and Mikey share the delusion they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars. | ||
He is also a master of explaining with hand gestures. | He is also a master of explaining with hand gestures. | ||
== Bald == | |||
Sam is not bald, proof:<br> | |||
[[File:Sam_Abucaya_is_not_bald.webp]] | |||
Revision as of 01:46, 6 May 2026
| Real name | Sam Abucaya |
|---|---|
| Alias(es) | Flat Earth Reconnaissance you know |
| Location on the globe | Israel |
| Main platform | YouTube |
| Papa flerf | Mikey Smith formerly DIRTH before Sam backstabbed DIRTh. |
| Flerfzi? | No, he is a semite |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | never been falsified |
| Adopted By | MxXxD |
| Teeth | slightly less than full set |
Sam Abucaya is an idiot, you know.
Early in Sam's career Sam tried to assist DIRTh by doing recon on MCToon, then reporting to DIRTh the super woke evidence he garnered. He didn't garner any but still reported to DIRTh. However, the report wasn't accompanied by money so DIRTh didn't care. This hurt Sammy in the feelz.
This became the foundation for Sam to eventually stab DIRTh in the back. Sam did a 2 part exposé on DIRTh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kB53pcy6H0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kRN-hnSxDY
Sam has been clocked at 8 to 15 Ykpm (You knows per minute).
Sam thinks he is NOT bald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeUghrCE5M
Sam and Mikey share the delusion they are the only people in the world taking real pictures of stars. He is also a master of explaining with hand gestures.
Bald
Sam is not bald, proof:
