Revision as of 04:11, 28 November 2025

Mikey Smith

Real name	Michael Allen
Location on the globe	Canada
Main platform	YouTube
Papa flerf	unknown
Flerfzi?	not yet confirmed
Religiflerf?	unknown
Drinks urine?	not yet confirmed
Adopted By	GlobesGalore
Teeth	slightly less than full set

Known Accounts

Mikey Smith on YouTube

Lawsuit Against Canadian Space Agency

On October 6, 2025, Mikey submitted paperwork to sue the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for CA$ 80,000,000. The CSA responded and requested that it be thrown out and that Mikey get charged CA$ 1,260 for court costs. On November 24, 2025, the The Honourable Madam Justice Christine Pallotta made a final ruling against Mikey Smith.

For comparison, most lawsuits in Canada last between one to three years. Having the judge make a ruling in about six weeks implies that Mikey brought forth a weak case with little chance of success.

On November 26, Mikey was doing a livestream and was asked about the ruling in the case. Instead of answering, he deleted the messages. His only response to date has been to call the chat asking about the lawsuit the r-word. ^[1]

Analysis of Lawsuit

Mikey sued for 80 million dollars because he claimed the Canadian Space Agency faking space caused him mental anguish. There is no rule nor regulation stating a Canadian agency can't lie about space, and there would be no way to show the agency knew ahead of time that their lies would specifically target Mikey thirty years later after the agency was founded. So even if Mikey could convince the court that the Canadian Space Agency was faking space, the agency would still not be liable to pay Mikey any money.

Regardless, Mikey's claim lacked any specifics about who in the agency was faking space, how it was being done, and for what reason. This would have made discovery almost impossible. It would be a bit like suing becuase someone you don't like did a bad thing, somewhere, at some time, but not knowing any details over that.

In addition, the 80 million dollars set by Mikey appears to have been a made-up number without any real world basis as to why Mikey should have been afforded that amount of money. Mikey begs for gas money on YouTube--there's no way he personally paid 80 million in taxes to the Canadian Space Agency alone.

Allegation of Sexual Assault

There is an allegation that Mikey Smith was once arrested for groping a 16- or 17-year-old, but received no conviction or sentencing.^[2] It might be speculated that the lack of consequences was because of diminished responsibility due to mental illness.

Landlord Harassment

In October of 2021, Mikey rented a unit in Pense, Saskatchewan. According to the landlord, Mikey developed "unreciprocated feelings" for her. He sexually harassed her by entering her bedroom several times, uninvited. Eventually, he became hostile and abusive towards the landlord. Mikey then made YouTube videos where he gave the name and address of the landlord. In at least one video, he said the landlord should be hit with a sledgehammer. The landlord reported the activities of Mikey to the police.^[3]

Laser Safety Hazard

Mikey owns a seven watt, blue laser. The device is a class IV laser capable of causing eye damage by peering directly at the beam or looking at the laser dot off of a surface. He does not use standard laser protection equipment. He states on several streams that he shines his laser into the sky--in particular towards the moon at night. He does not appear to check for ADS-B traffic to ensure no air traffic is overhead. In one video, Mikey turns on the laser indoors without eye protection with his cat in the room. ^[4]

Attempt To Measure The Temperature of the Sun With an Infrared Thermometer

In 2022, Mikey attempted to measure the temperature of the sun by pointing an infrared thermometer at the it.^[5] More specifically, he pointed a 35 dollar Titan 51408 high temperature infrared thermometer, held by hand, and took a reading.^[6] The thermometer appeared to be peaking at about 200 degrees celcius. The instruction manual states that the device is rated for temperatures up to 315 degrees celcius. The manual further states that the distance-to-spot ratio is set at 8:1.

This ratio means that an area read by the device at an 800 meter distance will have a diameter of 100 meters.^[7] With the sun's distance being aproximately 150 gigameters away from Earth, Mikey would have been attempting to read the temperature of an object with the diameter of 18.75 gigameters. The diameter of the sun is only 1.39 gigameters. So, Mikey attempted to measure an object in the sky with a diameter 13.5 times larger than the sun, making the measurement physically meaningless.

Other Info

He is the self appointed GOAT of flat Earth
Mikey Smith is a Canadian content creator who explores unconventional theories, including flat Earth perspectives.
His YouTube channel features a variety of content, such as personal observations, mirrored videos, and commentary on topics related to flat Earth theory and religious beliefs.
Notable videos include:

 * "NOT FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES"
 * "Firmament, Milky Way"
 * "Northern lights"

Smith has participated in discussions and interviews about flat Earth topics, such as "Flat Earth on Sundays With Guest Mikey Smith from CANADA."
His content often addresses debates surrounding scientific concepts, exemplified by the video "A Flat Earth Misunderstanding of Epic Proportions."
He recently filed a lawsuit against the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for posting "fake photos". He is asking for tens of millions of dollars or 1/3 of their annual budget.
His main thing are "photos" of stars through his 20x80 or 25x100 binoculars with an Android cell phone attached to one eyepiece. He believes that he is the only person on Earth or in history to correctly photograph stars. He ignores and even ridicules any thoughts of chromatic aberration.
He is probably best known for taking the temperature of the Sun with a laser thermometer.
He thinks his high power blue laser reaches the Moon, which he believes is only a few miles away
He has decorated his car with decals, magnetic signs and a billboard on top. He does live streams of him driving around and parking where large numbers of people will be to try to get attention.
He does experiments, which are always awful, but somehow "proves" his idiotic ideas
He seems obsessed with wiping other peoples' asses
He thinks he has photos of the firmament and can prove it in court, 100%

References

[1] ttps://www.youtube.com/live/P8XgvAg-YRM?si=ILyJGPHI1BBcOzWN&t=814

[2] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5S35CpSXIs

[3] ttps://www.canlii.org/en/sk/skort/doc/2022/2022skort1007/2022skort1007.html?resultId=db7da59cc3444ca6a1e34daaab864022&searchId=2025-11-18T17:02:50:826/6683031d3a5540219f483b8be1263ec8&searchUrlHash=AAAAAQANTWljaGFlbCBBbGxlbgAAAAAB

[4] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At_DoZL0BX8&t=2767s

[5] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaHNiTEjGwI

[6] ttps://www.titan-us.com/default.aspx?page=item+detail&itemcode=51408&catlist=57

[7] ttps://www.free-instruction-manuals.com/pdf/pa_1343923.pdf

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-On October 6, 2025, Mikey submitted paperwork to sue the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for CA$ 80,000,000. The CSA responded and requested that it be thrown out and that Mikey get charged CA$ 1,260 for court costs. On November 24, 2025, the The Honourable Madam Justice Pallotta made a final ruling against Mikey Smith.
+On October 6, 2025, Mikey submitted paperwork to sue the Canadian Space Agency (CSA) for CA$ 80,000,000. The CSA responded and requested that it be thrown out and that Mikey get charged CA$ 1,260 for court costs. On November 24, 2025, the [https://www.fct-cf.ca/en/pages/about-the-court/members-of-the-court/judges/the-honourable-christine-pallotta The Honourable Madam Justice Christine Pallotta] made a final ruling against Mikey Smith.
 * [https://mctoon27.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/mikey-smith-vs-csa-1-mikeys-filing-t-3860-25-id1-2025-11.pdf Mikey Smith vs CSA Filing T-3860-25-id 1 2025-10-06]