Austin Witsit

Austin Witsit

Real name	Austin David Whitsitt
Location on the globe	US
Main platform	YouTube
Papa flerf	Nathan Thompson
Flerfzi?	Yes
Religiflerf?	Yes
Drinks urine?	not yet confirmed
Adopted By	not adopted yet
Teeth	slightly less than full set

Austin David Whitsitt, known online as 'Witsit Gets It or "Unemployed Austin", is an American content creator and prominent advocate of flat Earth theories. He is known for his participation in debates and discussions challenging mainstream scientific views. In December 2024, Whitsitt participated in The Final Experiment in Antarctica, where he acknowledged the existence of the 24-hour sun, a phenomenon that challenges flat Earth models.

Known Accounts

Platform	Account
Witsit.tv	witsit.tv
Twitter	@WitsitGetsIt
Patreon	WitsitGetsIt
Rumble	WitsitGetsIt
Rokfin	witsitgetsit
Ko-fi	witsit
Telegram	miswits
Telegram	witsitgetsit
Telegram	witsitstreams
Audit NASA	auditnasa.com
YouTube	Witsit Gets It

Arrest History

Collect the Witsit Trading Cards!

Arrest History

Date	Reason	Mugshot	Records	Notes
Apr 9, 2013	Possession of Marijuana	N/A	County Criminal Record Newspaper Article 2013-04-09
Apr 5, 2014	Driving While License Revoked	N/A	County Criminal Record
Oct 4, 2015	Assault	N/A	News article Pennsylvania Courts Docket Archived version	Punched someone at a bar
2016	Public intoxication
Oct 10, 2018	Public intoxication
Mar 5, 2019	Shoplifting
Mar 23, 2021	Possessing marijuana		Mugshot
Aug 4, 2021	Flapping his face hole at Mount Rushmore	N/A	[1] [2] [3] [4]
Oct 2, 2023	Domestic battery		Florida Arrest Record	Spit on his wife's face

Other Info

• Frequently engages in flerf-on-flerfs with Nathan Oakley.
• One of only four flat earthers who travelled for The Final Experiment.
• Suspended for fighting at a football game Local Newspaper Article

Selected Quotations

Full moon and new moon

Will Duffy: What is a full moon and what is a new moon on your model?

Austin Whitsitt: I think it's probably like a magnetic cycle, and just like the center of a ferrocell image of a magnet, it's just completely black. It's actually just pure inertia in the center in the ferrocell image of a magnet. I think that's what it is. It just actually goes into its inertial state and then charges back up and once it becomes, like, aetherically displaced again, you start to see it charge up throughout its cycle, and then it goes back. :contentReference[oaicite:1]{index=1}

Southern compasses

Austin Whitsitt: Apparently southern compasses are a psyop.

Misogyny And Domestic Abuse

Evidence of Misogyny and Abuse

Witsit makes misogynist statements. Furthermore, police arrested him for assaulting his partner in 2023. Court records indicate Witsit made hostile and aggressive gestures. He then spit on his partner's face without consent. Court Record

On March 18, 2025, a surveillance video surfaced from Witsit's residence dated December 24, 2024. In the video, Witsit verbally abuses his partner and gestures violently towards her. Some of the verbal abuse Witsit gives to his partner in the video includes claiming to hate her, calling her names, claiming she likes it rough, and punching the nearby furniture.

Statistics About Children In Households With Intimate Partner Violence

Witsit claims to have two children making the accusations of domestic abuse particularly worrisome.

• Between 30% and 60% of children with an abusive parent ends up being abused themselves. Source
• Children are 15 times more likely to experience abuse overall when subjected to a household with interpersonal violence between the parents. Source
• Around 20% of intimate partner violence that go to court involve a child witness. Source