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== I have a dream == | |||
[[Austin Witsit|WitSpit]] would fall asleep, invent a scene in which [[Ky]] cheated on him, wake up, and treat the REM clip as evidence. Then he got upset at her — actually upset, invoice-in-hand upset — because she had cheated on him '''in his dream'''. She was not in the room where the crime was written. She was not in the skull that screened it. He still billed her for the screenplay. | |||
This is not jealousy. Jealousy at least points at the world. This is a man prosecuting a person for a hallucination he produced, directed, and starred in, then demanding she do time for his neurons. A functioning adult wakes up and says "weird dream." WitSpit wakes up and opens a custody argument. If your moral system cannot tell a partner from a figment you dreamed, you do not have a moral system. You have a tantrum with a headset. That is stupid. It is also how a sociopath keeps score: the other person is guilty of whatever movie was playing behind his eyelids. | |||
[[File:I have a dream 1.webp|800px]] | |||
The oratory. Spring-neck MLK on the stairs. He thinks this is a speech. It is a bedtime story he is about to weaponize. | |||
[[File:I have a dream 2.webp|800px]] | |||
The dream. [[Ky]] holding hands with [[QoP]], raccoon included, while WitSpit grins in bed at a betrayal he just wrote. The unconscious did a bit. He will hand her the receipt. | |||
[[File:I have a dream 3.webp|800px]] | |||
Morning. <q>I had a dream, it's YOUR fault.</q> That is the whole personality. His brain invented a cheating. Her job is to apologize for his sleep. | |||
== The Wits == | |||
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[[Category:Austin Witsit]] | [[Category:Austin Witsit]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:07, 10 September 2026
This page will be dedicated to the sheer lunacy that is the
very public train wreck of Ky & Austin, The Wits.
I have a dream
WitSpit would fall asleep, invent a scene in which Ky cheated on him, wake up, and treat the REM clip as evidence. Then he got upset at her — actually upset, invoice-in-hand upset — because she had cheated on him in his dream. She was not in the room where the crime was written. She was not in the skull that screened it. He still billed her for the screenplay.
This is not jealousy. Jealousy at least points at the world. This is a man prosecuting a person for a hallucination he produced, directed, and starred in, then demanding she do time for his neurons. A functioning adult wakes up and says "weird dream." WitSpit wakes up and opens a custody argument. If your moral system cannot tell a partner from a figment you dreamed, you do not have a moral system. You have a tantrum with a headset. That is stupid. It is also how a sociopath keeps score: the other person is guilty of whatever movie was playing behind his eyelids.
The oratory. Spring-neck MLK on the stairs. He thinks this is a speech. It is a bedtime story he is about to weaponize.
The dream. Ky holding hands with QoP, raccoon included, while WitSpit grins in bed at a betrayal he just wrote. The unconscious did a bit. He will hand her the receipt.
Morning. I had a dream, it's YOUR fault.
That is the whole personality. His brain invented a cheating. Her job is to apologize for his sleep.
The Wits
The all monotone AF, half asleep as always, still a virgin Kee Ko Pip Squeak joins the party.
