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|realName=Lorenzo Dechalus | |realName=Lorenzo Dechalus | ||
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|location=[[ | |location=[[Category:American flerfs|America]] | ||
|platform={{Main|youtube=https://www.youtube.com/@thegodpodlordjamar}} | |platform={{Main|youtube=https://www.youtube.com/@thegodpodlordjamar}} | ||
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Jamar, not liking how he was so publicly humiliated, and his tiny ego shattered. He [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcMtzlDq8wY invited] Sean Hibbeler & Flat Earth Dave so they could all have a cry together, and pat each other on the back at how smort they are. Pathetic. | Jamar, not liking how he was so publicly humiliated, and his tiny ego shattered. He [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcMtzlDq8wY invited] Sean Hibbeler & Flat Earth Dave so they could all have a cry together, and pat each other on the back at how smort they are. Pathetic. | ||
Revision as of 21:23, 7 September 2026
| Real name | Lorenzo Dechalus |
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| Location on the globe | |
| Main platform |  YouTube |
| Papa flerf | David Weiss |
| Flerfzi? | not yet confirmed |
| Religiflerf? | Yes |
| Incel? | Yes |
| Drinks urine? | From Sean Hibbeler's mouth |
| Adopted by | |
| Teeth | Some |
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"Not" a Lord Jamar is a former Rapper, who had 1 average song, that's it.
In typical flerf fashion, having nothing in life, he was drawn to Flat Earth. He sat down in the morning, checked out Eric Douchebag's 200 proofs, watched a Dave Weiss video or two, and by lunch was an expert in Flat Earth.
Godfrey Podcast Scanal
Not a Lord Jamar went on Godfrey's Podcast on Oct 8, 2024. and proclaimed to the World he was smart, he is a flerf. He then starting spitting Eric Dubay and Dave Weiss garbage. Yep, he smort. He challenged Neil deGrasse Tyson to a debate.
Jamar is then famous for going onto Godfrey's Podcast a few months later and getting absolutely destroyed by Professor Dave Explain's.
Jamar was humiliated so badly, Jamar rage quit, threatening Godfrey to drop Dave or he would bail. Godfrey obliged Jamar's request and that was the end of the show, but just the beginning of the saga.
Jamar's butt was so hurt that his performance was so crushing to his fragile snowflake ego, that he demanded Godfrey to remove the video from publication, in order to hide his complete and utter uselessness. Professor Dave expected this to happen, so he recorded it, and posted for all to enjoy.
Jamar then accussed Dante Nero of drugging his water bottle, causing him to be off his game. He threatened legal action against Godfrey and Dante.
Godfrey asked Professor Dave to come back on his show again to discuss these events. It was a good laugh for all.
Jamar, not liking how he was so publicly humiliated, and his tiny ego shattered. He invited Sean Hibbeler & Flat Earth Dave so they could all have a cry together, and pat each other on the back at how smort they are. Pathetic.