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Comes sealed in blister packaging so you can hang him on a pegboard where he belongs: next to the clearance bin. | Comes sealed in blister packaging so you can hang him on a pegboard where he belongs: next to the clearance bin. | ||
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Revision as of 01:39, 29 July 2026
Gakushi
| Real name | |
|---|---|
| Location on the globe | Nathan's anus |
| Main platform | Discord |
| Papa flerf | Nathan Oakley |
| Flerfzi? | Yes |
| Religiflerf? | |
| Incel? | not yet confirmed |
| Drinks urine? | |
| Adopted by | |
| Teeth | "All of them" |
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Gakushi loves Nathan Oakley.
Proof of being a flerf
When you ask him if the earth is a globe he doesn't say "yes". Only flerfs answer this way.
Looks
Gakushi models his entire appearance after MxXxD. He just doesn't pull it off.
Official merchandise
At last: the long-awaited Sneaky Peen Man poseable action figure. Fully poseable (more flexible than his arguments), complete with:
- detachable black wig — for when the bald timeline needs a soft reset
- travel makeup palette — because the look requires commitment
- dual magnifying glasses — for scrutinizing every pixel of a Discord screenshot
- collector's flat-earth map disc — azimuthal equidistant, naturally
- one (1) surprise "companion" accessory that raises more questions than the model itself
Comes sealed in blister packaging so you can hang him on a pegboard where he belongs: next to the clearance bin.
Pussy
Every woman he has ever spoken to has responded "you're a pussy".
