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|image=File:Welcome to Flat Earth cover.jpg | |||
|work=Toilet paper brand | |||
| | |title=Welcome to Flat Earth | ||
| | |author=<div>[[Wikipedia:ChatGPT|ChatGPT]]</div><div>(allegedly:<div>[[John Stunja]]</div><div>[[Adam Meakin]]</div><div>[[Kim Hopkins]]</div><div>[[Brian Lonergan]]</div><div>[[Betty Van Velson]])</div> | ||
|date=April 6, 2026 | |||
| [[Wikipedia: | |description= | ||
<div>256 sheets per roll</div> | |||
<div>1 [[Wikipedia:Toilet paper#Sheet ply|ply]]</div> | |||
|rating=2.6 out of 5 stars ([https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Flat-Earth-Adam-Meakin/dp/B0GWK8DYCF#averageCustomerReviewsAnchor Amazon]) | |||
|link=[https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Flat-Earth-Adam-Meakin/dp/B0GWK8DYCF Amazon] | |||
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{{series flerf|category=Quantum Eraser}} | |||
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| 2.6 out of 5 stars ([https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Flat-Earth-Adam-Meakin/dp/B0GWK8DYCF#averageCustomerReviewsAnchor Amazon]) | |||
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'''''Welcome to Flat Earth''''' is a brand of toilet paper. It's super harsh, doesn't clean well, and could potentially give a nasty paper cut. Then, to make a long story short, it could get infected and you could die. Then you would be up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it would be obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that you're wearing. He will tells you that they've got a dress code. | '''''Welcome to Flat Earth''''' is a brand of toilet paper. It's super harsh, doesn't clean well, and could potentially give a nasty paper cut. Then, to make a long story short, it could get infected and you could die. Then you would be up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it would be obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that you're wearing. He will tells you that they've got a dress code. | ||
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It's also claimed to be a book written by [[John Stunja]] (QE) and [[Adam Meekin]]. Though, the primary author is obviously ChatGPT. The book is clearly and appropriately identified as a work of fiction. Yeah, we know. | It's also claimed to be a book written by [[John Stunja]] (QE) and [[Adam Meekin]]. Though, the primary author is obviously ChatGPT. The book is clearly and appropriately identified as a work of fiction. Yeah, we know. | ||
It was first published in April, 2026 available on Amazon as a paperback book and on Kindle. | It was first published in April, 2026 available on Amazon as a paperback book and on Kindle. Almost immediately [[Down Direction|some]] [[Roger Ledwell|flerfs]] released a PDF version of the book. Posting it around on Discord and YouTube. | ||
Apparently these flerfs were angry at John Stunja and Adam Meekin because of the kerfuffle between them and [[Nathan Oakley]] regarding this book and Nathan's book, yet to be published. | Apparently these flerfs were angry at John Stunja and Adam Meekin because of the kerfuffle between them and [[Nathan Oakley]] regarding this book and Nathan's book, yet to be published. | ||
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'''Hey, someone should write an article on that hot flerf-on-flerf action.''' | '''Hey, someone should write an article on that hot flerf-on-flerf action.''' | ||
It's unclear how much was written by QE and how much was written by Adam Meakin. | It's unclear how much was written by QE and how much was written by Adam Meakin. Often everything will be attributed to QE on this page. Adam, if your little boy feelings are hurt, you can pound sand. | ||
[[File:Elder_Bear_background_on_book_and_leak.png|thumb|center|600px|[[Elder Bear]] is a flerf that is deep in the trenches of flerfdom. He's got the inside deets.]] | [[File:Elder_Bear_background_on_book_and_leak.png|thumb|center|600px|[[Elder Bear]] is a flerf that is deep in the trenches of flerfdom. He's got the inside deets.]] | ||
== Book summary == | == Book summary == | ||
The book claims to follow a fictional character named Betty Van Velsen. | The book claims to follow a fictional character named Betty Van Velsen. Completely by coincidence, there is a real human named Betty Van Velsen that is a flerf, and follows QE and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST63uR2KILw debated] [[Reds Rhetoric]] in June 2017. | ||
Betty is smitten by QE. | Betty is smitten by QE. She fawns over him throughout the pages of this book. For example: | ||
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The fictionalized female clearly have the hots for QE. | The fictionalized female clearly have the hots for QE. But this was written by QE himself. Does that count as masturbation? | ||
The rest of the book is meh. | The rest of the book is meh. | ||
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Alternative Thumbnail: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/so1l94uo90l6d2f2rzzn3/QE-Book-Review-3-Alternative-Thumbnail.jpg?rlkey=jj90wsa2crjhr0z5pvnl89u61&dl=0<br> | Alternative Thumbnail: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/so1l94uo90l6d2f2rzzn3/QE-Book-Review-3-Alternative-Thumbnail.jpg?rlkey=jj90wsa2crjhr0z5pvnl89u61&dl=0<br> | ||
You can mirror for free. | You can mirror for free. Add, edit, update anything in the video. If you do, add to the list here: | ||
* [[MCToon]]: https://youtu.be/-hRYjPXK_UE | * [[MCToon]]: https://youtu.be/-hRYjPXK_UE | ||
* [[ICSpin]]: https://youtu.be/c6GjyVOhV-o | * [[ICSpin]]: https://youtu.be/c6GjyVOhV-o | ||
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=== Review video 4 === | === Review video 4 === | ||
https://youtube.com/live/lEcCiidb9JI?feature=share | https://youtube.com/live/lEcCiidb9JI?feature=share | ||
== Amazon review by MCToon == | == Amazon review by MCToon == | ||
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I did a live review of chapters 1 & 2 here: https://youtube.com/live/vdslxqBur_8 | I did a live review of chapters 1 & 2 here: https://youtube.com/live/vdslxqBur_8 | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
== Prof Phil Bell takedown == | |||
: ''Main article: [[MCToon Live 762 - Prof Phil Bell QEs Book]]'' | |||
During the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x6QR8EwgEE MCToon Live episide on July 9], [[Prof Phil Bell]] absolutely destroyed sections of Stunja's toilet paper. | |||
== References == | == References == | ||
[[Category:Flerf | [[Category:Flerf books]] | ||
[[Category:Quantum Eraser]] | |||
Latest revision as of 21:21, 17 August 2026
Welcome to Flat Earth is a brand of toilet paper. It's super harsh, doesn't clean well, and could potentially give a nasty paper cut. Then, to make a long story short, it could get infected and you could die. Then you would be up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it would be obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that you're wearing. He will tells you that they've got a dress code.
On the other hand, the pages of the book are most appropriately covered with the stuff that toilet paper is meant to smear off.
It's also claimed to be a book written by John Stunja (QE) and Adam Meekin. Though, the primary author is obviously ChatGPT. The book is clearly and appropriately identified as a work of fiction. Yeah, we know.
It was first published in April, 2026 available on Amazon as a paperback book and on Kindle. Almost immediately some flerfs released a PDF version of the book. Posting it around on Discord and YouTube.
Apparently these flerfs were angry at John Stunja and Adam Meekin because of the kerfuffle between them and Nathan Oakley regarding this book and Nathan's book, yet to be published.
Hey, someone should write an article on that hot flerf-on-flerf action.
It's unclear how much was written by QE and how much was written by Adam Meakin. Often everything will be attributed to QE on this page. Adam, if your little boy feelings are hurt, you can pound sand.
Book summary
The book claims to follow a fictional character named Betty Van Velsen. Completely by coincidence, there is a real human named Betty Van Velsen that is a flerf, and follows QE and debated Reds Rhetoric in June 2017.
Betty is smitten by QE. She fawns over him throughout the pages of this book. For example:
In 2016, I first heard the dulcet tones of Quantum Eraser on Robert’s show, a voice I would become both accustomed to and frustrated by. His presentations were calm, respectful, and deeply reasoned, much like the serene, expansive tranquillity evoked by his avatar of the Bolivian Salt Flats.
— Betty Van Velsen (actually QE)
QE's themed toilet paperThe fictionalized female clearly have the hots for QE. But this was written by QE himself. Does that count as masturbation?
The rest of the book is meh.
MCToon's Book Review Videos
Review Video 1
The video is currently not available on MCToon's channel waiting decision from the Copyright Board. John Stunja has kindly paid for the video to be publicly archived on the Copyright Board's web site.
Archived video at the bottom of this page:
https://dockets.ccb.gov/claim/view/18899
MCToon has granted permission to freely mirror the video.
Review video 2
The video is currently not available on MCToon's channel waiting decision from the Copyright Board. John Stunja has kindly paid for the video to be publicly archived on the Copyright Board's web site.
Archived video at the bottom of this page:
https://dockets.ccb.gov/claim/view/18899
MCToon has granted permission to freely mirror the video.
Review video 3
Primary video : https://youtu.be/HH8e1IJW6yE
Link to Video fixed audio: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rm3vjot6fdm53u5oekm2v/QE-Book-Review-3-Fixed-Audio.mp4?rlkey=sblj938vyzn4bmc3vob884ggl&dl=0
Link to Thumbnail: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/twyuglu79g9r9tsjzc4qd/QE-Book-Review-3-Thumbnail.png?rlkey=f74yyjjcdwqdr8ljl0yn6gj7e&dl=0
Alternative Thumbnail: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/so1l94uo90l6d2f2rzzn3/QE-Book-Review-3-Alternative-Thumbnail.jpg?rlkey=jj90wsa2crjhr0z5pvnl89u61&dl=0
You can mirror for free. Add, edit, update anything in the video. If you do, add to the list here:
- MCToon: https://youtu.be/-hRYjPXK_UE
- ICSpin: https://youtu.be/c6GjyVOhV-o
- HarNold Studios: https://youtu.be/kS-GJpKx9n8
- BuckSodbuster: https://youtu.be/2IsVba4kGkc
- BrendaDebates: https://youtu.be/xK61ZJzUtew
- Robert Silverman: https://youtu.be/3AuKKateu8I?si=xsnnhFvnVkcAhqn1
- Yerba Mate Talks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LswPiYewTyw
- HyperMegaTechVlog: https://youtu.be/0WI2b6YDJ6A?si=MvmDI5XdTo75547G
It's not necessary to post all mirrors here, John will have plenty of busy work trying to censor these, but the ones that aren't listed here he will have to hunt down.
Review video 4
https://youtube.com/live/lEcCiidb9JI?feature=share
Amazon review by MCToon
I wish I had more hands to give more thumbs down. The book is childishly wrong. Some is clearly AI nonsense.
Sometimes the fictionalized character lapses into the crayon-esque text stylings of QE's usual word documents. Randomly bolded and all caps text, weird punctuation scattered on the page, etc. Being a paper book, the text is just black on white paper, but if QE has his way the text would be colorful as if a flerf ate too many crayons and vomited on the page.
Sometimes the QE styling is inside a quote from someone else. It's traditional to add "emphasis mine" when doing that, but the editor missed that little thing.
I did a live review of chapters 1 & 2 here: https://youtube.com/live/vdslxqBur_8
Prof Phil Bell takedown
- Main article: MCToon Live 762 - Prof Phil Bell QEs Book
During the MCToon Live episide on July 9, Prof Phil Bell absolutely destroyed sections of Stunja's toilet paper.