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{{Infobox|realName=Ross Thatcher|alias=Flat Earth Aussie Jesus|image=File:IronHorse.jpg|platform=[https://www.tiktok.com TikTok]|antisemite=Yes|drinksUrine=Yes}}
{{Infobox
|realName = Ross Thatcher
|alias = Iron Horse <br> Flat Earth Aussie Jesus
|location = [[:Category:Australian flerfs|Downunda]]
|image = File:IronHorse.jpg
|platform = [https://www.tiktok.com TikTok]
|antisemite = Yes
|religiflerf = Yes
|drinksUrine = Out of a [[Wikipedia:Beer_bottle#Large_bottles|longneck]]
}}


'''Ross Thatcher''', known online as '''Iron Horse''' and sometimes '''Flat Earth Aussie Jesus''', is one of the most incredible beards you will ever see, but is unfortunately shaven as of June 2026. He is also an Australian flat Earther who loves beer and making a fool of himself on the internet.  
'''Ross Thatcher''', known online as '''Iron Horse''' and sometimes '''Flat Earth Aussie Jesus''', refers to an incredible beard grown on the face of an [[:Category:Australian flerfs | Australian]] flat Earther who loves beer and making a fool of himself on the internet.


== Known accounts ==
== Known accounts ==
* [https://www.tiktok.com/@flatearthaussierosco @flatearthaussierosco&mdash;TikTok]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@IronHorse1722 Iron Horse&mdash;YouTube]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@IronHorse1722 Iron Horse&mdash;YouTube]
* [https://www.tiktok.com/@flatearthaussierosco @flatearthaussierosco&mdash;TikTok]


== Flerfzi Evidence ==
== Flerfzi evidence ==
* [https://www.tiktok.com/@its.not.flat/video/7354907203557494023 <code>Iron Horse Denying the Holocaust</code>]
Iron Horse has refused to admit that [[Wikipedia:Jews|Jews]] were targeted in [[Wikipedia:The Holocaust|The Holocaust]].
<ref>[https://www.tiktok.com/@its.not.flat/video/7354907203557494023 Iron Horse denying The Holocaust]</ref>
 
== Notable appearances ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Date !! Venue !! Opponent(s) !! Link !! Notes
|-
| November 2, 2021 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || Jokkul || [https://youtu.be/BBc3eaF2CW8?si=VSTe6gE-OO04MiPo YouTube] ||
|-
| April 24, 2022 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || TJump || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GycETi0PdqI YouTube] ||
|-
| May 15, 2022 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || [[FTFE]] || [https://www.youtube.com/live/7502eftqRHM?si=9XqBkr2wZroBM8zR YouTube]
|-
| October 1, 2022 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || David Velar || [https://www.youtube.com/live/uvxeccRtssw?si=JIMbF4qOIOnNIuw2 YouTube] ||
|-
| January 22, 2023 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || Ozien || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvaNAPjgYUY YouTube] || Debate on [[Wikipedia:Geocentrism|geocentrism]].
|-
| November 12, 2023 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || Aden || [https://www.youtube.com/live/0O3RL4esNwI?si=5CJSQQF7xnAznlOD YouTube] ||
|-
| September 1, 2024 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || FTFE & EarthClimate  || [https://www.youtube.com/live/5SsyaeZxwZg?si=tCiG6VBNNmYAzUyt YouTube] || Teamed up with [[Real Offended|Ross Perry]].
|-
| September 29, 2024 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || Mark Reid || [https://www.youtube.com/live/tr-NpHANMss?si=9eEdeviss9nZEhA3 YouTube]
|-
| April 27, 2025 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || [[PhD Tony]] || [https://www.youtube.com/live/DRwoOueYZ2c?si=viF3e-i84xv2dQxU YouTube] || Debate on gravity&mdash;Iron Horse believes the moon "repels the tides".
|-
| January 10, 2026 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || William || [https://www.youtube.com/live/FaY_RAKeo5Q?si=2z7k4H5aWx9F9kIt YouTube] ||
|-
| July 20, 2026 || [[Modern-Day Debate|MDD]] || Karl Becker || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRwOazstYzg YouTube] || Karl is a pilot with an extensive navy and airline career. He flew for 20 years in the [[Wikipedia:United States Navy|US Navy]] before flying [[Wikipedia:Boeing 747|747]]s and [[Wikipedia:Boeing 777|777]]s for [[Wikipedia:Cathay Pacific|Cathay]]. Every single word Karl spoke during the debate flew right over Iron Horse's head (pun very much intended).
|}
 
== Debate with a pilot ==
On July 20, 2026, Iron Horse "debated" Karl Becker, a pilot with significant flying experience in the Navy and for an airline. Iron Horse, with significant beer-drinking experience, believed he could challenge Karl's evidence.
 
=== Debate highlights ===
==== Planes should drop one and a half Burj Khalifas per minute due to Earth curvature ====
 
Throughout the debate Iron Horse seemed to love using the [[Wikipedia:Burj Khalifa|Burj Khalifa]] as a unit of measurement. In this instance he claims that a plane flying at 600 mph (521 kts) should need to "drop" by one and a half Burj Khalifas per minute to stay parallel to Earth's surface.
 
Iron Horse says that after one hour (600 miles), "you're gonna be dropping 45.45 miles".
He then divides this number by 60 to get the "drop per minute", which comes out to about 0.75 miles per minute.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/ZRwOazstYzg?si=CRM6BuEE0WEfiiP6&t=1110 Pilot debate at 18:30]</ref>
 
Of course, Iron Horse's math is completely useless because the drop from a horizontal tangent increases exponentially. He even points this out, but somehow doesn't realise that it completely invalidates his calculation. The so-called "drop per minute" would be different depending on which distance you initially calculate.
 
Karl correctly points out that the horizontal line in Iron Horse's diagram represents a climb and not level flight. Flat earthers generally cannot understand that a plane does not need to constantly descend in order to remain parallel to Earth's surface.
 
==Flat Earth claims==
===The sun does not give off heat===
In a January 2025 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCaMEj7SuRY YouTube video], Thatcher declares that "heat is caused by the sun but does not come from the sun", and "the heat comes form the atmosphere [and] it comes from the light... the light comes from the sun; the heat comes from the light", and later, "the heat comes from the earth, not from the sun". Don't worry, you didn't just have a stroke, Iron Horse is making absolutely no sense.
 
==References==


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Latest revision as of 21:42, 19 July 2026

Iron Horse
Real name Ross Thatcher
Alias(es) Iron Horse
Flat Earth Aussie Jesus
Location on the globe Downunda
Main platform TikTok
Papa flerf unknown
Flerfzi? Yes
Religiflerf? Yes
Incel? not yet confirmed
Drinks urine? Out of a longneck
Adopted by not adopted yet
Teeth slightly less than full set
V • T • E

Ross Thatcher, known online as Iron Horse and sometimes Flat Earth Aussie Jesus, refers to an incredible beard grown on the face of an Australian flat Earther who loves beer and making a fool of himself on the internet.

Known accounts

Flerfzi evidence

Iron Horse has refused to admit that Jews were targeted in The Holocaust. [1]

Notable appearances

Date Venue Opponent(s) Link Notes
November 2, 2021 MDD Jokkul YouTube
April 24, 2022 MDD TJump YouTube
May 15, 2022 MDD FTFE YouTube
October 1, 2022 MDD David Velar YouTube
January 22, 2023 MDD Ozien YouTube Debate on geocentrism.
November 12, 2023 MDD Aden YouTube
September 1, 2024 MDD FTFE & EarthClimate YouTube Teamed up with Ross Perry.
September 29, 2024 MDD Mark Reid YouTube
April 27, 2025 MDD PhD Tony YouTube Debate on gravity—Iron Horse believes the moon "repels the tides".
January 10, 2026 MDD William YouTube
July 20, 2026 MDD Karl Becker YouTube Karl is a pilot with an extensive navy and airline career. He flew for 20 years in the US Navy before flying 747s and 777s for Cathay. Every single word Karl spoke during the debate flew right over Iron Horse's head (pun very much intended).

Debate with a pilot

On July 20, 2026, Iron Horse "debated" Karl Becker, a pilot with significant flying experience in the Navy and for an airline. Iron Horse, with significant beer-drinking experience, believed he could challenge Karl's evidence.

Debate highlights

Planes should drop one and a half Burj Khalifas per minute due to Earth curvature

Throughout the debate Iron Horse seemed to love using the Burj Khalifa as a unit of measurement. In this instance he claims that a plane flying at 600 mph (521 kts) should need to "drop" by one and a half Burj Khalifas per minute to stay parallel to Earth's surface.

Iron Horse says that after one hour (600 miles), "you're gonna be dropping 45.45 miles". He then divides this number by 60 to get the "drop per minute", which comes out to about 0.75 miles per minute.[2]

Of course, Iron Horse's math is completely useless because the drop from a horizontal tangent increases exponentially. He even points this out, but somehow doesn't realise that it completely invalidates his calculation. The so-called "drop per minute" would be different depending on which distance you initially calculate.

Karl correctly points out that the horizontal line in Iron Horse's diagram represents a climb and not level flight. Flat earthers generally cannot understand that a plane does not need to constantly descend in order to remain parallel to Earth's surface.

Flat Earth claims

The sun does not give off heat

In a January 2025 YouTube video, Thatcher declares that "heat is caused by the sun but does not come from the sun", and "the heat comes form the atmosphere [and] it comes from the light... the light comes from the sun; the heat comes from the light", and later, "the heat comes from the earth, not from the sun". Don't worry, you didn't just have a stroke, Iron Horse is making absolutely no sense.

References